They prefer the dark corners in a theatre Places adjacent to a snack bar But close enough to the exit Because killers on strings Always eat on the run
They're sown from a different cloth Brains made of the same Course material As flailing arms and legs To form one disturbing pattern
They make such good liquidators For their eyes are dead Their heart lifeless and unbeaten Their long fingers perfect For a bit of good-natured strangulation
Never mind though We must first tip our hats To those who truly pull the strings Hosting kid puppet shows by day Hiring out cute cuddly fiends after hours