Memory loss; I know you're serious, but every time you try to speak to me I'm dropping words and sounds like an imaginary hot potato, thrown to me by a very rude child who thinks making me lunge a thought away from me counts as being safe.
I know you said something, sounded like white noise, sounded like the conversation I think we're having right now, I'm behind five sentences, or maybe five minutes, something there sounds about right.
Keep speaking, I can only hope to catch up, this constant amnesia is aching and my head is in a fog, but I know you're serious and you said something, something... memory loss.
at this point as soon as I have a way to get some doctor or something I'm going to be like hey pretty sure I have dissociative amnesia, how can we fix my really ****** cognitive function