Midway upon the journey of life I found myself riding zigzag down dark streets, for there was no straight way through that teeming urban grid. Thus I travelled deeper into the night, while rosary beads swung hypnotic from the mirror, reflecting the revenant eyes of one raised by an invisible hand from salt water rocks where as a boy, he said, he should have died. Deftly navigating changing lights of amber, red, and green, he humbly inquired after my beliefs and the state of my soul. As to this I could not say, so I drew it out and held it gingerly by the rough edges, examining as best I might in that dim backseat its wrinkles, creases, and scars. In the reflection he saw all these clearly, and with gentle resonance spoke of things impossible to know, less difficult to believe, and blessed me so that on passing out the door I found my soul again soft and warm.
It was the most profound Uber ride I have ever experienced.