Every child knows there's monsters Hiding in the closet and under the bed But, I have a secret each child should know And it's about a Galumpher instead....
Galumphers are watchers They help keep the peace They help keep the monsters in line With three eyes on the closet Three on the monster And three more...did I mention they've nine? They watch where you're going And they keep out of sight And you can sleep through the night mighty fine.
Galumphers aren't dangerous They live under the bed They eat socks and the occasional mouse But, the one thing that's certain With a Galumpher, well fed You won't find bedroom monsters in your house
If you believe in those monsters You'll believe in these too They're as real as the monsters you fear Just remember Galumphers Are there eating your socks And with them, the monsters aren't near
I've never seen a Galumpher But I know they're real I know this, because I once was a kid My dad checked my closet Before he'd turn out my light Because I knew that's where monsters all hid
But, one night he told me Of the Galumphers that watched With their 5 ears and nine eyes to see And as my socks all went missing And the mice disappeared The Galumpher became a friend to me
Should you meet a Galumpher Out from under the bed Just smile and pretend not to see For he's probably out To get the dust bunnies off And to go and have a long ***.
This is for my friend Emmanuel, for his two boys....once they get old enough for the monsters to be there....until then, Emmanuel...know the Galumphers are on guard.