Open your eyes and take a look Write those numbers in your little book Make sure to keep them low today And the pain in your stomach will go away
Swallow some pills and you'll be fine In just a few weeks they'll see you shine And light as a feather you'll prance around This time your feet won't make a sound
Slip yourself into your tight black dress Your best friend says you should give it a rest Listen to me, no time to waste So smack a smile on that pretty face
Don't whisper a single sound to him He'll see your inner light has dimmed The dumb girl with thighs that always chafe Will be no match to your skinny waist
Take one step, and another and another Until your book sees a lower number Get used to looking at your reflection If you want to earn your loves affection.