It’s a time payment concept With compounding interest That gets harder every year And puts faith to the test. It’s brokered by agents with PhDs in fancy double-talk That everything is God's will And you’re not allowed to balk.
It’s sort of like the tax people Only the rules are not so fixed; No good calling attorneys up That’s action’s definitely nixed. The deal is that you can’t win And must suffer with piety; Give your money and thanks To a fat cat you cannot see!
In exchange you get to go to Play dress-up every Sunday And pray for the senselessness God is supposed to take away, Or maybe remove diseases That **** the good and innocent. But you’re allowed to pray that Your Lotto ticket wins you a mint!
Either way, you’re blameless When it gets to be holiday time And nothing changes as politics Becomes the scene of the crime. So drop another couple of coins in Some sd homeless person’s hat, Because God will take care of them, And that’s where religion is at.
I know I am going to hear from "pious people" all about how wrong I am, but I don't care. If the shoe fits, wear it.