Let me come home Help finish the chores Send you to bed So you can put on that bathrobe you like And you can clear your head While I finish up the work As you get relaxed I hope you smile with the smell of candle wax Because this is my favorite part Even if you don't feel good I'll slip that bathrobe off and be as gentle as possible Until you fall asleep You're only feeling twenty percent but I need to give you my one hundred and twenty Nothing would make me feel more confident Knowing I pleased you You're in a world of Boys and all I want to be is your Man Sure, I always have a plan But it would usually mean Coming home to you and thinking of how good I can give it to you this time I'm not a magician but I'd sure love to keep the magic going Not the boringness the ones before gave you But multiple sheets needing to be cleaned per week And a quicker pile up of undergarments in the hamper Your insecurities will try to damper But let me show you How my Eve should feel When I'm in her sheets