Look, I really appreciate whatever it is you're trying to do. But, I’m really gonna need you to just Shut the ever loving **** up; Because you mean well But you don’t listen to a word that comes out of my mouth. You offer hollow advice And you sound a hell of a lot Like a guy I really wanna ******* deck in the face So now you’re kinda morphing into a guy that I Kinda want to deck in the face. And hey, maybe I just really need to ******* deck somebody in the face. But then you blame me because you don’t understand, Well you never tried to in the first place. I’m sorry my problems are not wrapped up in pretty packages. I’m sorry they’re not easy to clean up messes like water on linoleum I’m sorry they’re red wine on white skirt I’m sorry I drank all the wine I’m sorry the fact it looks like blood makes you uncomfortable But blood is thick and messy and it stains So don’t expect wine to be much different Only because it’s more socially acceptable to make a mess with it So please, Take your halfhearted help, And give it to someone who halfheartedly gives a ****.