★★★ When God created man She devised an ingenious plan Make man somewhat tough and a little rough, make him brave as a lion Make him strong with a voice confident enough To sing a rock ballad, A country song Opera, and a gospel hymn Then God molded him and sculpted him and threaded streams of blood through his veins And when God saw what a magnificent creation she had made She was more than well pleased So gently as a summer's breeze God whispered in man's ear, Breathe and come to life my handsome creation, For I alone have created everything for you and so man came to life gazed upon the earth and heavens wrote a stunning poem of love For both God and woman Thus Man had become a poet ★★★