I'm fabled not to be a ******, Accused of being a *******. But I don't have any memory, Neither of getting under nor of getting on top.
I'm fabled not to be a ******, Flouted of losing it in Agra. But I don't have any memory, Neither of getting inside a hotel nor to the bed.
I'm fabled not to be a ******, Sentenced not being chaste. But I don't have any memory, Neither of getting loved in bed nor of making it.
So I guess that I am as good as a ******. At least mentally.
I had met with an accident after which I lost selectively few parts of my memory and the girl who accuses me of having bedded her, she has already gotten married and is now busy in casting a blame upon me.
But yes, I agree that there couldn't be a place more romantic than Agra, the city of the Taj Mahal, to lose one's virginity.
In India, the chastity of both boys and girls matters equally for marriage.