one time, when you were six years old, your parents took you to the alligator farm, which is exactly three.02 miles away from the beach, and your father, with his beefy hands, lifted you up in his arms, let you peer over the safety railing at the scaly green creatures below you, and sometimes now you wish he would have dropped you down. maybe you would have died. or maybe you wouldn't have, but at least then you would’ve had a survival story to tell.
perhaps the problem with starting poems off with a trip to the alligator farm is that readers expect you to get chopped into sixteen pieces by means of teeth larger than hands, break your neck, but there’s no conclusion to this story other than that sometimes you wash your hands until your knuckles are bleeding, and that’s by far worse than being swallowed by a reptile, clawing out your own vocal chords, dying,