They call him Captain because although his old girl is a row boat he goes where he orders himself to go, and tends to his love with the same effort and care as a full crew of the descendants of gods.
They call him Crazy because he uses the moon instead of a compass, and reads poetry instead of treasure maps. Though a hermit he is, he scrapes together enough money to travel and dream. Otherwise he knows how to survive on intense, amorous affairs and treats his women like queens using only a quill and their bodies for paper. But he sails alone as if more loyal to his boat than a man to his wife.
They call him Spirit because he comes and he goes, pulling the high tide with him. He writes on beaches where the moon is brightest, under clear skies and never after sunrise. He shrinks with the waves and is never seen again by the same individual.
Most often they call him Myth and on desolate nights he tells himself that those who don't know the sea intimately lack faith. Then he paints portraits of the old, exhausted faces of the stars and speaks epic poems to crustaceans as he boils them alive (if he isn't human then he's cruel just like one).
All who know him forget his name, and he tells them to as they wave goodbye and the sea ***** him back into her arms, against her beating breast. Yet his is not a lonely existence, not another soul is necessary to keep him rowing. It is as satisfying as it is solitary,
because he calls himself poet, and a poem is all he needs.