Tried counting normal sheep. It didn’t work. None of them seem to have that je ne sais quoi that Eastern - European sleep sheep have.
Tried counting good and bad memories. On an invisible flip chart. Just like in my youth corporation. I presented the situation to my inner Earth, waiting for feedback and good vibes. All I got was a mosquito in my left ear.
Tried counting all the nights when I couldn’t sleep but I was never good with imaginary numbers.
Then.. I started counting all the “I’m sorry”s, “I love thee”s and “It wasn’t me to pull the trigger, your honor!”s, slowly falling in a pit full of alligator dreams, just waiting to bite on my neck.
Sleep made me weak. Sleep made me spill all the meds on the wooden floor and suddenly, I started seeing the truth through a pair of 3D cardboard glasses.
Then I started to feel blue and it all happened so fast, officer!