I once had a girlfriend. oh boy, right Or some of you might be thinking: who the **** cares Well, This is my poem So ******* :) ANYWAYS I once had a girlfriend Oh how dear was she. Perfect gurl Perfect eyes Perfect hair Perfect personality Everything. I wish she could have been forever. But I'm sure you figured out we broke up when I said "once " But she was like the perfect matchup. Like pizza and pepperoni. Coke and ice Rock music and a lake (What?!?!) I dunno Anyways. This gurl, Right. She was so cool But I was a fool (Rhymes, eh, eh?) She thought I was too nice. Huh? Yep. Too **** nice. I have no idea what to say still. What's wrong with being nice? As if She wanted someone to call her a ***** and a liar (Which she wasn't) She was a good gurl. Why wasn't I? Because I Was too nice That's who I am A label on my forehead. "The nice guy" It's amazing (A curse) see I'm ****** Because I want a gurl Who will love me Be a "nice girl" So I ask. Are you the nice one? Will you feed my soul With the love we both need? I dunno Do You? All I know is I sure wanna **** answer Eh?