“Have a cup of tea, it’ll all be OK” No matter the problem, that’s what they say Whether you’ve lost your cat, your keys or your Nan “What you need is a brew”, not some help or a plan.
Got a paper cut? “I’ll make a ***.” Laptop caput? “It’s nice and hot..” In massive debt? “All soon forgot.” Mourning a pet? “It’ll help a lot.”
It’s as if that milky brown solution Held inside the resolution To every problem ever cried And yet it tastes like a bare-faced lie
“Have some tea, it’ll be OK” Will it make all my problems go away? Will it fix the famine or end the war? Will it house the homeless or feed the poor?
You’re telling me dried vegetation Is the answer to my agitation “I’ve stubbed my toe!” “I’m going blind!” Drink up, cheer up, never mind!
If it were true, can you even dream Of a world where tea can fix a melted ice cream? A cuppa here, a cuppa there, The end to all the world’s despair!
But we’d eventually run out of space There’d be a great big global tea-growing race! The cost of tea would go sky-high, Only the wealthy could afford to buy The medicine, the wonder drug Your future secured in a polka-dot mug.
I simply find it hard to believe That a soup of steaming boiled leaves Has the unlikely power to relieve Even the very most naïve.
But don’t you worry, Don’t dismay, Have a cup of tea, it’ll all be OK..