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Jan 2016
If ya fixin' to start the party in a hurry
it's ******* before alcohol!

If ya fixin' to stop the party in a hurry
it's ******* after alcohol!
As Steel Panther frontman Michael Starr says: "If you're gonna drink and drive, do a bump of coke first to sober you up. Be responsible for christsake!"
Anubis the Philosomancer
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Anubis the Philosomancer  29/We're all a bit mad here.
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