Someone once told me, "Find someone who puts the stars in the sky just for you."
"Don't be ridiculous,"I said, "The stars have existed for billions of years; Stars are dead, made of chemicals. They can't even knew that we're here. They don't know we survive. They have seen more profound love than ours.
Stars do nothing for us, hell, they don't even shine that bright. They just twinkle in the distance, They have nothing to do with us.
How could I find someone Who can put a gargantuan ball of gas In a vacuum that we don't even know truly exists?
I would prefer someone who Is smarter than you, and who knows that all I would really like is a good cup of tea."
These **** poetic people, being all vague and silly. Don't they know, that the real answer is always tea?