Give me another sweetwater afternoon That tastes of onion grass and birth And doesn’t care where you take a leak, Give me the safe and warm provincial air Coming from the west like a beggar on a box car, Give me the humidity that blots out the June-day sun While we think ***** thoughts On my couch, Give me the opportunity to exchange blows with Johnny Rebel up the street And his grandday’s probably rolling In his grave, Give me the hicks I rolled with for laughs before they married too early So they can ride around on bikes with me Like we did when the world was ours, Give me a couple more days in the acrid Juniata So I can dive in its sloppy green body With reckless abandon, Give me fishhooks in my heel So I can pull them from my nakedness And get Amish-made whoopee pies after the tears stop, Give me moss covered roofs and tons of **** in the backyard And the idle lap of water beneath the trout-boat’s belly While I tell myself I’m not a redneck to my sunburned chest and my open flannel.