Every time I see a beautiful girl
that I want to kiss,
I feel less self-conscious my self,
because every time I am reminded
of how **** us women are.
Yes, especially in our too-big
***** t-shirts
and bed-head  hair,
we absolutely ******* gorgeous.

Hey-
everybody listen,
I think I have just discovered
the one advantage
of being gay.

Oh yeah,
for the win.