If I had a dollar
for everytime she hollered
I could be a millionaire
If I had a stitch
for everytime she *******
I could mend everyones clothes
If I had a bread crumb
for everytime she cried
I could lead a path to paradise
If I hand a grand of sand
for everytime she lost control
I would have a hour glass with unlimited time
If I had a chair
for everytime she cared
I would have no place to sit
If I had to walk a mile
for everytime she smiled
I would never go anywhere
If I had a perk
For everytime she hurt
It would never run out of benefits
and so on
and so on
and so on