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David W Clare Feb 2015
The anagram knows all...

E.g.

The human race
=
Much hate near

2

Elephant threat
=
The planet earth

3

Women
=
Me Now

4
The solution hidden message of Confucius 551 bc China

Deny Hate Anything
=
The Yin and The Yang

DaVe, the anagram guru...
I am sorta good at anagrams
David W Clare Feb 2015
Let's watch the fights see who wins
***** politicians quack doctors spin
I will sue you in court of law
My sneaky lawyer will find a flaw

Get off my property or I call the hoggs
Then you get bitten by my cyber dog
You wanna arm wrestle or fight **** or dance?
I'll show you who wears the pants

My car is faster than your old stage
Drive you in the ditch in a bout of road rage

Rockem Sockem Robots will soon be the contagion of hate in the coming age...

D. Clare
How did this happen? I was here first ! Doh!
David W Clare Feb 2015
If only I knew then what I know now
How now brown cow
Bully bully
Can't go back in time
Those who stole committed the crime

It's all about chuts and ladders
Gets me madder what does it matter?
Maybe life was all preplanned

Are we all just defective units and meat puppet style robots that once existed off in a far away land
I once knew a billionaire man who killed himself
I knew a happy drunken *** who never had ten dollars
Which one is richer?

D. Clare
Be the salt of the earth knowing how to answer everyone...the holy bible
David W Clare Feb 2015
Your mind is your Icon
Aristotle knew
Alexander the Great went down in history will you and me too?

This new age is impure
lies and deception everywhere
doctors are liars
lawyers are liars
the US gov agencies are pussilanimous liars

Even marriage is a lie!
How many actually are happy?

Marriage = a grim era
(Anagram)

Relationships = phoniest liars
(Anagram)

I want a divorce = weird vacation
(Anagram)

(I'd rather take a weird vacation then live miserably in a grim era!)

The only true thing is the anagram

Prescriptions
=
Icon Strippers

When is the next Michael Jackson show?

D. Clare

Opinions vary...
Anagrams speak the truth!
David W Clare Feb 2015
I love anagrams as they speak the satirical truth

(I know tons of anagrams)

E.g.

Here is a great example of how anagrams work for say making a person younger if overweight.

1
A pirate says Yo ** **, then drinks ***, so avoid ***** it makes us older and fatter, right? He becomes an old fatty pirate right? Angry grumpy nasty etc...

2
Magellan was a pirate in search of the fountain of youth, right?

3
Watch this magic anagram

Yo ** ** tune unfit fat

=

The fountain of youth


Same exact letters switched around

DaVe
I am good at anagrams
David W Clare Feb 2015
When the chips are down the road always bends
Where are they now my fairweather friends?

Estranged and torn, forlorn in the wind

Hopeless and alone all I remember whom I've helped win

Now it's my turn but it seems they all ran out once again

Religion has lied my faith has grown dim
The country I was born gave in to the devil the playing field is not level

I can't afford to live, the prices too high
Where do I go to lay down and die?

D. Clare
Who are they, where are they now?
David W Clare Feb 2015
This Poem composed on Mothers Day is hereby dedicated to All Mom's and their precious daughters throughout the entire World in every land, nation, city, village & country whom are so blessed in this Garden of Eden that we call the Planet Earth... My Humble Gift of Joy and respect to All Women Everywhere who Embrace thy Garden and Cherish thy Daughter...

There is a secret garden most men will never find, It belongs to a special flower-girl, a life-long friend of mine

She is so fragrant and colorful in the sun, for me new life has now just begun

The rare and sacred lovely flower is to give all mankind new hope and power when she blooms in the spring time air

With so much tender we must take great care; enjoy her pedals of aroma, the butterflies are jealous of my choice; Yea, they have no voice

Momma's girl is a prized beauty, for she is a divine flower of the wind, She is a song of love for all to behold, take but only a picture as she unfolds

For she is love itself in the garden of mystery and enchanting dream, We are her means to serve her well, oh how we love her smell of perfume and scent so lovely like sweet peppermint

She has been growing wild and is full of wondrous style, She exists only for a man who can make her happy and freely smile

Momma is there to give her water, the mother must always love her daughter, My hope is to forever see her and be good enough to be near her and... watch her grow, watch her grow

For in this secret garden that most men will never find... I shall take my time... love takes time

I will share with thy special flower-girl this eternal friend of mine or until the Sun doth no longer shine

God allows only the best to deserve this magic that does exist in her secret garden, She has shown me her mamma's lovely place, to others I must now beg my pardon

Moms special flower-girl, is beyond lovely so mom please allow me in to see your garden-flower each and every day, night and hour to watch her grow, watch her grow...

(c) 2009 d. clare

Written on Mothers Day Bangkok Thailand 2009 all rights reserved Contact Info: LetsCreateSuccess@gmail.com
Skype = xendavid
Happy Valentine's day...
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