Accidentally put the old flannel
On backwards and walking around with the dog
Until I noticed im starting to revert back to the grand babe years ago or gramps has
Gone feeble
And the mouse in my head is dead on it's wheel.

My wife's father
Never gave me acceptability for his
Grown daughter
He came to except me later
When I impregnated
His daughter
Then the father in law
Liked me
Don't understand that one.
So it took my seed
Into a *******
Too make him like me!
And now many grand babies
Entice me
On grandpa's knee's
They say grampy please
Please just give us one dollarino
For one toy from,
San Francisco.
I always give in
To their pocket-thief smiles
They seem to like stealing away
Gramps old farting heart.

If you got a dollar
I got you fifty cents
If you want I can trade you avocados
If you wanna pay my expensive rent?

A fine earring you got their party pirate.
The pirate sais
Who needs earrings
When I got brass *****.

Gramp's can't sleep
Had to wake,
Take a ***.
Can't sleep.
Is it me,
Or the **** neighbor's flaunting
'Janie's got a gun' at 11:06 pm at night!
Maby the next door neighbor's would like a nice warm
Welcome..
With a real gun
My shotgun
With no Janie involved.
Just their favorite neighbor
Gramp's
Who can't sleep
Can't dump
Can't eat
Because I need sleep.
And the shotgun shell's are in my hand.
Good year for firework's again.
Just a scare will do them.
Just one big holed scare.

The gramps today feels somnolent
My gardens eminence is overseeing the weeds
A good cutting for the high grass today
Pesticides to get the bugs high
As I will spray spray spray
And **** those bugs away.
Languid little creepy-crawly's
Will get smallie
And fallie
Down the hole I created for them.

Trickle down
Rain rainy rain
Trickle poppers
Slippery membrane.
Slippy tickly beard
Prickly pear hair.

Buffet today
Or pickings from the garden.
Cheap drink
Or sipping the harder stuff.
Is enough enough,
I got the bubbly stuff.

Surrender
To what you surrender
Mr meander

Bathtub overflowed
There's an old yellow duck
Oh no!
The water is spilling over,
The grand babies
Again.
I will be happy to clean the mess
At least pretend.

Today comes alacrity aloof
My face is sagging now, should I cut it or let loose,
These amorphous little greys on my front structure
Are out of control
They dip in my soup
They sit in my bowl
And I am wondering,
Why am I getting skinnier"
My beard eats all my food
And the beard defecate's it back out
Through my armpits.

Drib drab dribble
Ripe years I'm starting to scribble
Shaky fingers
Not to nimble
Ripe skin
I'm now In limbo

My age is in a cage
Released I am in dismay
Tired I am of sleeping haze
Tip top over the limit
Maby wake tommorrow
Maby join a senate
Might be president
Who knows
Who will vote
For Grampy.

The beardie beardie needs scrubbing, Today, the fifth day, no intimate loving. Gramps needs grandmammys hugging, a shrugging not needed today. Just the grand ma mas foreplay.

Skippy hopper
One leg bopper
The wife's my shopper
Food for grasshoppers!
I will eat like a Piggie
Today when I eat some Piggie
Gonna have to digalig biggie
A hole
For the piggie
Bones

Southern Cali
Maby farther north,
My neighbors run my back Alley's
I think their norse.
Plow more today
I will pick the ripe field
Should I market today
Or fast food meal.
Hey'
Where did my wife just go!
What's the deal.

Grampys getting hungry
Maby I will eat me
Something runny
Or something funny
Maby backwoods bunny!

The old man
Had a good hike today on the sickle trail
The old man is me
Yes today was glee
As a bird of purple
Jumped out
Over my beard
And sprung
His little tail.
Wish I had the callibur
Old man
Was getting
Hungry!

Picking a fruit
Eating me a toot
Juicy
It pollutes
My Swisher in my boots
Koot koot
My hound dogs need a treat
***** dogs
Need their meat
And gramps is happy
To feed them a bone.
The pups always take care
Of gramps garden
And his home.

Today should be sunny
But 69 and cloudy,
Good day for plant picking
And digging,
The little avocado's are fresh and growing.
Tomatoes red
Juicy
Think I am gonna take me a bite
But from which,
The avocado,
Or the tomato.
Black mountain sounds mysterious today
A good hike Maby.
Maby a good venture-
If only my feeble leg's hold up.
Should I bring the goodsie bag
My goodsies are the avocado slices
While walking this green spinach trail

How can I get my woman's clothes off
When I can't even manage
To get off my own
I feel as if I need a store dresser to undress me"
But who cares
Clothes or not
Gramps still does
What gramps has to do,
Even with his clothes
Still on.
Now that
Is accomplishing,
A task!

A ***** toad
Isn't *****
If it doesn't
Have horns.

****** Dee
****** dumb
****** me
Has to buy a
New shotgun

Gramps is like an old map
Just waiting to be discovered
Already got a wife mam
Back off
Or grandmammy
Will
Smack me!

Back's aching
Bones are breaking
The gardens stinking
My eyes are limping
My toenails need clipping
Shotgun need's blasting
Floor needs waxing
All on
One
Lousy
Day

grampys taking a dinasaur nap.
Great gramps is getting old.
Feeling like shat.

Contact can be a good thing
To me sometimes bitter
I'm an isolationist
In California
Me, the hounds,
And grampies old trigger.

Took the corn from their places
Grampy wiped his dirted face
A towl and a handbag
Sanded desert of CA today
Buggy duning
Or Chevy tuning
Which seems more for me
Pleasurable their both sight's
For sore finger's

What do you
Get
When you
Mix
A duckling
And
A
Chicken*
Dickling

Oakland today
Maby farthur north
I might go to Monterey
Maby go check out a l.a porsche

i picked a pickle
from grampy's pickle jar.
I snippled a bushel of beer at the select town bar*
got into a mess with san diego blues.
After the train passed by
gramps cried
when the coppers held a horn and their sirens
went woopa dee doop.

i picked a pickle
from grampy's pickle jar.
I snippled a bushel of beer at the select town bar*
got into a mess with san diego blues.
After the train passed by
gramps cried
when the coppers held a horn and their sirens
went woop woop.

i picked a pickle
from grampy's pickle jar.
I snippled a bushel of beer at the select town bar*
got into a mess with san diego blues.
After the train passed by
gramps cried
when the coppers held a horn and their sirents
went woop woop.

i picked a pickle
from grampy's pickle jar.
I snipple a bushel of beer at the select town bar*
got into a mess with san diego blues.
After the train passed by
gramps cried
when the coppers held a horn and their sirents
went woop woop.

A memory of present dogma
I keep in an old cowshed
The cattle never dilute the memory

My wild beard, has snares in it
Prickly prickles, like sick **** suckles
Little thistles flip flap plop
Today i got cop*stopped
Maby because the Santa beard
But this Santa will be jolly St nick!¢

Slim pickin's

I got to get some ear's of corn today

The bergschrund in the field

                           I have to dig back out from the drains
                           Gramp's has to be busy
                           Or wizzy dizzy he will get. I have to reap the good                        
crop.
Before the old fool forget's

Haunting little furry rat's
In the field where I grow the goods
Grandpa's got his Winchester model 37#
To take those little furrats back to the woods
If gramps don't catch them
Earnie the hounddog will
Go get them earnie.

Told the neighbor
Yes Lilly' I do have cat's too she answered back what?
Did you say you like cat stew?
Yes Lilly
I enjoy the furballs.

Down on first street and b avenue
San Diego's clown rodeo pulled in for a good stardom piece
The stage masters looked like the bull
That rode in
Could the bull be the actor?
Confused in such a statement

Had to catch little chicken
Last night in the hen house'
That chicken
Had in his little belly a big mouse.
Double the meal!

Creepy crawlies on the lawn
Pesticides from gramps
Will destroy them
Dead and gone

Sitting on the limp writin' stool

Rambling and thinkin'

To stay amused
Gramps has got the cramps
No chance for today's work piling up.

Diving for the seacrab taste
I'm getting hungry
No crab goes go waste
Crab hunter

I have to impignorate the two gun's that I own
Better in another man's feel
Though my landscape was purloined
And there organizations had combined,

Mr swickzer down the street from me
In Calabasis California
He will hold the tool for me
And the topanga state park
Will be a good getaway where I cannot be thieved again.

Today overlord of his cabin
Will cut down all the little green shrubs
Cutting and axing
Until all the cutting's done.

California


The place of the strange
And where the weird gets weirder.

As a measly minstrel
On the hillock of California
From the time of thirteen
Until now
I'm still ornery
As grandmammy still trys to keep me *******.

My back keeps pinching my sciatic nerve
It's my own problem for loading a hook one hundred pounds
Into a horse wagon year's ago
I guess it was my payback
For all the drug's I used at a young age
Karma caught up to me.

On the top of Anastasia
I took the old seasonal wagon to pull the load
A snake, a bird, and one toad
The toad whispered Hello
The bird flew its path
The snakes head cut in half
For the bird to prey down upon
And ate both the toad and the snake.
Breakfast at ihop and a snakes head upon Birdie's plate