Dig the ditch
Dig daddy bonegrave
Got grandpa to itchy itch,
Bonedaddy bonegrave.
niche of red hicky hiccup hitch
Bonedaddy bonecave
Grandpa with his hitchy hitch
Dig the big,
Bone daddy bone cave
Slight salty pinty pinch
Bonedaddy salt save,
Digging the diddy ditch
Bonebegger begbones.

Comedy make's a comic out of me
Snizz snizz bleep

Grandmammy just turned
64 today
Grandpappy bought grandmammy
A shirt like a maid

Smashing the bug's
In the cabins own hole
Smashing and mashing
Those bugs until I roll

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

Quoted by George Carlin comedian

Sphinx marmalade lemonade
My skin part's for me to fade
Extra year's needed
Ma' let your man feel completion

Getting the ol' Santa claus hat out for the coming season
Grandpappy is ready
To be the jolly ol' delight
By sleigh this old St Nick
Will take a presented ride

Shrine marbles roll
Like little baby told me to go
So I went with the flow
And like gold
Grandpappy shined

Crocodile scars
Teeth enlarged
Drinking bars
What did the croc say to the cattle? Mooooooooo
What did the cow say to the croc-man
Wolf
As really the croc-man
Was a dog with scales.

Slurp slurp
Said the pig to the cop
They lived beside another
Their garden hoses went to the shop
A shop of little lilly *******
A limestone to shawtoo
A place of betsie face
They wrote mama I'm coming home soon

The wheels on the cart
Go scoop *** pop
Scoopy got
**** *** ***
Grand pas old bus is dead in the shop
Give hundred smackers
To bring it home.

Deleanor hit the old hash pipe
I burnt my fingers
Like a dingaling in the ringer
I was choked to the bee's stinger
As the hash made me crash
Like a bullet
The smoke made a quick dash

My beard makes the kids laugh
And the young one's giggle,
It gives my red Scottish nose
A fun swig and wiggle.

Grand pappy isn't happy when his wife goes to the store

Grandpappy feels ****** when he has to lay down on a floor

Grandpa's has got his wife's back

When the bellowing skiddish make their move

Grandpappy and grand momma

We are two chitlins so cool

Me and grand ma' ma'
Are rock in
So don't you
Come anywhere knocking
And if you come in
I got my old grand pa pa
Shotgun

I took a bath and turned the faucet on

That's where all went wrong

And I floated to the sea

I got eaten by a humpback

Who keeps looking at me.

I thirsted for peach cobbler
And nanner puddin.
Mama sure knows how to bring
Grandpa' the goodin's.

Chick-peas oh chick-pea come back and grab your squirter because I know the juice in the apple is being squeezed like a mellamuffin

Meeting Mrs swaller down on rustic Blanche
I hung from a tree
1973
A night not to forget
Of me and mrs swaller's behind the door romance

Lying half twixed
Thinking
Reese's?
Or kit kit munchoe?

Long overboard craftiness on horizon shire
Gone with the seagull's
Foretold distance I strive to make by all ship ahoy
Solemn noise plants itself
In June branch

Weak shins part of mine immortality
Beards a greying
Sailor words to memorable folaity.

Just heard bout young man who passed on from the word on the line being passed down well all I can say is I didint know young man to well but may your good heart rest young man as I saw everyone loved you.may his family get peace and may all remember him as he was the good dude he really was didint know him really but I can tell if I was dying I'd definitely have a man like that on my side. Rest easy young spirit poet

Chicks that flirt
Make sad boys hurt!

Luscious western wind comes daily to kalamazoo
She told me she was my mistress
I took it as all kool
Kool wave rider
In his older years
Still got it mamaa

I shoplifted by age three
Arrested by ten
Prison by nineteen
Got out
Cruised the streets
Like a wolf in many forms

My boots
Mudded
My boat
Seems crudded
Life long
Love life
An old man now
With the storm to ride
Cool mobile California!

I went to terkinshire lake
And I kept her dog for a memento
Tiny tiny keepsake

Pie pie
In the belly
Yummy crumbs
Oh no smelly

Shiny *****
Going minster
Fat man silly *****
Get me Billy?

I walked
California's rim
Laughed at the
People

My Lissy
She is sweet
Pluff fizzy