I'm tired of not having a date
to take me out on a Saturday night
When nobody calls me and its getting late
Its such a pitiful sight

So I've decided to put on my wizard hat on
then go down to the basement below
and when my family have all gone
I'll build my very own boyfriend and nobody would know

He'd have eyes so dark and dreamy
he'd have arms that'd hug me tight
and when he'd turn his face to see me
his face would shine real bright

In a huge *** I stirred the magic brew
and I started dreaming of my lover boy
dreaming of all the lovey-dovey things he'd do
I started to bubble up with joy

I threw in hairspray for wonderful hair
and a Jon Bon Jovi CD for a heavenly voice
For huggability I also threw in my teddy bear
along with all my other stuffed toys

I added cologne and expensive perfume
so he'd always smell like a cool breeze in spring
My boyfriend would be nearly perfect I assume
and he'd be made up of all sorts of wonderful things

I threw in a black tuxedo and dancing shoes
so he'd be classy and gentlemanly
He'd be the perfect boy I would choose
to start my perfect family

As I was done with my recipe
I chanted my magic spell
smoke and fumes rose up endlessly
My hardwork was complete I could tell

Out popped out this boy wonder
who looked dreamy as could be
My knees went weak and my heart spat thunder
as I giggled nervously

We went on our first date
but It was a disaster straight from hell
This monster I decided to  create
made me want to take back that awful spell

Me and wonderboy did not work
and we broke up instantly
with no love he turned out to be a ****
completely devoid of chivalry

The good things in a man
are not always the things that show
you see you must understand
True Love isn't what you think you already know

The things that send you head over heels
may not be the things that truly last
because the boy wearing expensive perfume
may turn out to be just another *******!

Shouldn't I be happier than this?
I want you, but something more than you.
You've given me little to work with
Although you're all I could ask for.
You're perfect, but you leave me so empty.
I should definitely be happier than this;
But how often is anyone actually happier?
I need the intimacy, the closeness…
I want your interest,
Your compliments, some roses.
Why can't you care for me more than this?
Tell me you love me…otherwise, what is this?
lmt

When you pack and unpack
And move into your dorm
What will you do
With the memories I tucked into your hand
With the hand I gave you to trust
With the smile that you always summon from me
With the words I made sure you heard
With the heart I've given you

Will you bring them with you
Or leave them for your brothers to pick through

Sometimes I can never get enough
Looking for the comfiest bed and pillows that are fluffed
Enclosing me in a dream state
Executing all things no matter how big the weight
Preparing me for the next day that I await

Drip drop drip drop drip
The rain collides with the ground
A flood has started

The grass is drowning
No one to answer its call
Left for suffering

Hurdling the ground
There is no other option
No hope for the grass

The war is over
Now the rain is triumphant
The grass has withered

The ground left with dirt
Unable to recover
All dreams are shattered

She's the person I want to spend my life with
Its not gonna be like a fairy tale, legend or myth
She's someone I know I can trust
I know she won't blow away like dust
It was destiny when our lives crossed paths
She's my 1 and I want to be her +1 in math
All the moments we spent all the times we laughed
She's the girl of my dreams she's my other half
Without her my life feels so incomplete
She's the only reason that my heart still beats
I'll do anything for her i'll be her seat
*** I know its not another heartbreak not another repeat
I know she's going to stay I know she won't wither
I'll do anything to keep her happy because I love her