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674 · Jan 2015
Conversation Farts
The Good Pussy Jan 2015
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671 · Mar 2015
Man's Best Friend
The Good Pussy Mar 2015
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671 · Sep 2016
Crocodile Tear
The Good Pussy Sep 2016
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671 · Jun 2015
Eager Beaver
The Good Pussy Jun 2015
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670 · Mar 2015
Liar Liar Pussy ' s on Fire
The Good Pussy Mar 2015
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667 · Dec 2014
Designer Dick
The Good Pussy Dec 2014
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Zac Posen Phillip     Lim Jason Wu Gianni
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Size doesn't matter!

Tom Ford's shocking ****/crucifix gold necklace comes in S M & l .  All sizes cost $790.00!
659 · May 2015
Racist Dick
The Good Pussy May 2015
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                             What do
                          you call two
                         Mexicans play
                         ing  basketball
                           against each
                           other?  Juan
                           on Juan. •Th
                           here was a 4
                           car  crash  in
                           Mexico.   243
                           people died. •
                           What  do  you
             call a Mexican     who can swim?
           A Texan.• What's  the difference be
            tween Jesus  and   Mexicans? Jesus
               doesn't have          Mexicans tat
                 too all over              his  body.
The Good Pussy Feb 2015
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The Good Pussy Feb 2015
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653 · Dec 2014
Red Carpet Cunt
The Good Pussy Dec 2014
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651 · Aug 2015
Blow Pop
The Good Pussy Aug 2015
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651 · Sep 2014
Zen Dick
The Good Pussy Sep 2014
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                             om mani
                          padme  hum
                       om mani padme
                       hum   om   mani
                      padme  hum   om
                      mani padme hum
                      om  mani  padme
                      h­um   om     mani
                      padme   hum  om
                      mani padme hum
                      om  mani  padme
                      h­um   om     mani
                      padme   hum  om
                      mani padme hum
                      om mani   padme
                      hum   om     mani
                      padme    hum  om
            mani padme hum om mani

        padme hum        om mani padme

          hum om mani        padme hum
* om mani padme hum " is a mantra.   It is Sanskrit.  It means " I am a servant of god."
649 · Oct 2014
Proletariat Prick
The Good Pussy Oct 2014
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                                "The Com
                               minists  dis
                             dain   to    con
                            ceal their views
                           and  aims.   They
                            openly  declare
                            that their  ends
                            can be attained
                            only by  the for
                            cible overthrow
                            of   all   existing
                            social condition
                            s. Let the ruling
                            classes  tremble
                   ­         at a  Communist
                            revolution.  The
       ­    proletarians have nothing to lose
          but their  chains.  They     have    a
           world  to  win.    Working men of
              of all coun           tries,      unite!"
P.48 The Communist Manifesto
649 · Jan 2015
Total Dick
The Good Pussy Jan 2015
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                                Total
                         DickTotalDick
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                      Total  ****  Total
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                       Total **** Total
                       **** Total  ****
                       Total **** Total
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                       Total **** Total
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      Total ****                        Total ****
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*it just came to me.
643 · Oct 2014
Leonardo da Vinci dick
The Good Pussy Oct 2014
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642 · Sep 2014
Joke Dick
The Good Pussy Sep 2014
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                                  What
                        ­    did the ****
                        say to the ******?
                       Don't make me ***
                          in there . What's
                          the difference be
                          tween your wife
                          and a bonus?Yo
                          ur wife  will alw
                          ays blow your b
                          onus. What do y
                          ou call a woman
                          who likes  small
                          *****? Hopefully
                          your   girlfriend.
                          The other day m
                          y girlfriend caug
                 ht  me blow drying my ****.
               She  asked  what I  was  doing.
                Apparent ly      w arming   u p
                  her   dinner    was  not   the
                        right                  answer.
( Joke's on you! )
640 · Mar 2015
Swish-Swash Pants
The Good Pussy Mar 2015
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638 · Jan 2016
Free Radicals
The Good Pussy Jan 2016
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The Good Pussy Feb 2015
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The Good Pussy Jun 2015
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632 · Jun 2015
Free Porn
The Good Pussy Jun 2015
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626 · Jan 2015
Don't Leave Me Hanging
The Good Pussy Jan 2015
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626 · Jan 2015
Real Men don't Eat Quiche
The Good Pussy Jan 2015
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624 · Sep 2014
Vampire Dick
The Good Pussy Sep 2014
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                                  I
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                       **** your blo
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                         your blood. I
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                         your blood. I
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         I  want to s uc k    your b l o o d.
          I want to ****       y o u r ****  
               I   want                to ****
620 · Oct 2014
Peanuts
The Good Pussy Oct 2014
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                              AAUGH!!!
 ­                         G oo d   g r,ief
                         I  c a n't   stan d
                        it.  I    just   c an't
                       stand     it.   Y uck!
                        I've bbeen  kissed
                        by  a dog! I   have
                        dog  germs! I love
                        mankind,       i t's
                        people      I   can't
                        stand.  Happiness
                 ­       is   a  warm   ****
                        You     blockhead !
        In the book of        life, the answers
     aren't in the back.  N othing takes  the
       taste   out   of         pe a n u t    b u t ter
          quite like                 unrequited love
619 · Jul 2015
"The Scream"
The Good Pussy Jul 2015
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The Good Pussy Apr 2015
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617 · Mar 2015
Snapslut
The Good Pussy Mar 2015
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616 · Feb 2015
Life is a Bowl of Cherries
The Good Pussy Feb 2015
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614 · Jan 2016
Stiff Competition
The Good Pussy Jan 2016
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614 · Oct 2014
Illegal dick
The Good Pussy Oct 2014
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                            Drinking
                          ­beer from a
                       bucket is illegal
                      in St. Louis.  Slee
                       ping on a fridge
                       is illegal in Pitts
                       burgh. Sporting
                       a "goatee" is  ill
                       e g a l    in   Bo s
                       t on.     Fishing i
                       n your pajamas
                       is illegal in Chic
                       ago. It is  illegal
                       in Globe Arizon
                       a to   play  cards
                       with a Native A
                       merican. Playin
       g an instrument         with the inten
    tion of luring  some   one  into  a  store
     is Illegal in Indian     Wells  California
        It is   illegal   to         peel an orange
           in a hotel roo             m in LA
613 · Jun 2015
Invisible Pussy
The Good Pussy Jun 2015
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611 · Mar 2015
Prime Real Estate
The Good Pussy Mar 2015
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*I hear the crazier they are the better they are in bed.
611 · Jan 2015
Cream Pussy
The Good Pussy Jan 2015
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610 · May 2015
Condoments
The Good Pussy May 2015
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                              mustard
                          ketchup relish
                        mustard ketchup
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         mustard relish        mustard ketchup
      Relish mustard ket  chup relish mustard
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      mustard ketchup         relish mustard    
           Ketchup                          relish
608 · Jan 2015
Sorry Ass
The Good Pussy Jan 2015
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605 · Jan 2015
Fat Ass
The Good Pussy Jan 2015
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603 · Jan 2016
Have a Great Day!
The Good Pussy Jan 2016
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602 · Aug 2015
Smashing Pumpkins
The Good Pussy Aug 2015
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602 · Feb 2015
Thigh Gap
The Good Pussy Feb 2015
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601 · Feb 2015
Anger Management
The Good Pussy Feb 2015
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The Good Pussy Feb 2015
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"Miracle of the Rose" -Jean Genet
The Good Pussy Feb 2015
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592 · Oct 2015
OMG
The Good Pussy Oct 2015
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591 · Jan 2015
He Loves Me He Loves Me Not
The Good Pussy Jan 2015
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                                He loves
                           me He loves me
                        not He loves me He
                      loves me not He loves
                       me He loves  me  not
                        He loves me not He
                        loves  me  He  loves
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                        He loves me not He
                        loves  me He  loves
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                       He  loves me not He
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                        He loves me not He
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    He loves me He           loves me not He
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The Good Pussy Feb 2015
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587 · Feb 2015
"The Sun also Rises"
The Good Pussy Feb 2015
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Ernest Hemingway
586 · Dec 2014
Obsessive Compulsive Cunt
The Good Pussy Dec 2014
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The Good Pussy Jun 2015
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Your job still *****.
583 · Dec 2014
Cinderella Complex Cunt
The Good Pussy Dec 2014
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