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614 · Jan 2015
Fat Ass
The Good Pussy Jan 2015
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The Good Pussy Feb 2015
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611 · Jan 2015
Ass Wipe
The Good Pussy Jan 2015
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607 · Feb 2015
Thigh Gap
The Good Pussy Feb 2015
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606 · Feb 2015
Sports Illustrated
The Good Pussy Feb 2015
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The Good Pussy Jun 2015
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605 · Jun 2015
Manhole
The Good Pussy Jun 2015
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604 · Feb 2015
He Arose
The Good Pussy Feb 2015
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The Good Pussy Sep 2014
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602 · Oct 2014
Literal dick
The Good Pussy Oct 2014
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The Good Pussy Feb 2015
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600 · Dec 2014
Starfruit
The Good Pussy Dec 2014
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The Good Pussy May 2015
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597 · Nov 2015
Call me Ishmael
The Good Pussy Nov 2015
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Ishmael Ishmael  IshmaelIshmael
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         Ishmael                 Ishmael
594 · Dec 2014
Obsessive Compulsive Cunt
The Good Pussy Dec 2014
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594 · Feb 2015
Despicable Me
The Good Pussy Feb 2015
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593 · Dec 2014
Cinderella Complex Cunt
The Good Pussy Dec 2014
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588 · Apr 2015
Baklava
The Good Pussy Apr 2015
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* A Greek pastry.  Layers and layers of filo sprinkled with chopped nuts and drenched  with butter and honey.
588 · Dec 2014
Pop Quiz
The Good Pussy Dec 2014
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                              How
                          is ***  like
                      math?  Half the
                    time I  get an o d d
                     result. If  my  han
                     ds  aren't  enough
                     I end  up  using m
                     y  head.  I  always
                     wonder  how  the
                     person next to me
                     is doing on  his w
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                     each is p retty  dis
                     mal.What's the dif
                     ference between a
                     cheap ****** and
                     an elephant?  One
                     rolls  on  it's  b ack
                     for   peanuts   and
                     the  other one live
                     s in a zoo.   Why is
                     *** like air? It's no
                     t a big thing  unles
                     s you're  not gettin
                     g any .  What  do y
                     ou call a man with
   a 1 inch *****?                 Justin.   I was hanging out in an         Internet cafe when
my server went              down on me. I like
my women like               I like my math
problems - simple           and easy
Stupid *****!
586 · May 2015
Big Ego
The Good Pussy May 2015
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585 · Mar 2015
Wallstreet
The Good Pussy Mar 2015
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584 · Jun 2015
The Whole Enchilada
The Good Pussy Jun 2015
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584 · Feb 2016
My Funny Valentine
The Good Pussy Feb 2016
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The Good Pussy Jul 2015
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                            Dad takes
                      son ( who is only
                    a head ) to a bar for
                    his first   drink. With
                   all the patrons looking
                      on , the  boy  took
                      his  first    drink   •
                      SHWOOP!   •   A to
                      rso popped out!The
                      bar went silent,  th
                      en burst into a  wh
                      oop of joy!The Dad
                      begged his  son  to
                      take another drink.
                      The  patrons shout
                      ed "Take another d
                      rink! Take another
                      drink!"• SHWOOP!
                      two  arms  popped
                 ­     out.  The  bar  was
                      going wild! TheDad
                      wept  with  joy.  By
                     ­ this   time  the  boy
                      was   getting   tipsy.
                      With his new hands
                      He   took     another
                      drink. • SHWOOP!  •
                      out popped two legs!
            He stood                  up  on
         his legs. He              stumbled to
      the left. He stu       mbled to the right.
   Then he stumbled    out the front door
     and into the street    where a truck
           ran over                        him.
The Good Pussy Mar 2015
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*Hillary Rodham  Clinton
574 · Mar 2015
Animal Farm
The Good Pussy Mar 2015
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"All ******* are created equal,  but some  are more equal than others."
572 · Nov 2014
Formal dick
The Good Pussy Nov 2014
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570 · Apr 2015
The Evil Eye
The Good Pussy Apr 2015
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569 · May 2015
Busy Beaver
The Good Pussy May 2015
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569 · Feb 2015
Mon Chéri
The Good Pussy Feb 2015
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566 · Feb 2015
Traffic Court Cunt
The Good Pussy Feb 2015
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566 · Dec 2014
Word of the Day
The Good Pussy Dec 2014
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565 · Jan 2016
Wise Crack
The Good Pussy Jan 2016
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564 · Mar 2015
Heroin Addict
The Good Pussy Mar 2015
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560 · Nov 2014
Winter Muff
The Good Pussy Nov 2014
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The Good Pussy Jan 2015
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557 · Sep 2014
Schrodinger ' s dick
556 · Sep 2014
beat it dick
The Good Pussy Sep 2014
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                                 beat it
                           beat it, beat it
                      beat it, beat it, beat
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                    just beat i     t,  beat it,
               beat it,  beat     i t,  beat  it,
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The Good Pussy Mar 2015
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The Good Pussy May 2015
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554 · Apr 2015
Stranger Danger
The Good Pussy Apr 2015
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             Stranger                     Stranger
553 · Dec 2014
White Orchid
The Good Pussy Dec 2014
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VICTORIA ' S SECRET  "SUCH A FLIRT"
BRUME PARFUMEE
carambole et orchidee
blanche
The Good Pussy Sep 2015
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552 · Mar 2015
Where's Putin ?
The Good Pussy Mar 2015
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The Good Pussy Apr 2015
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552 · Jan 2015
Bad Ass
The Good Pussy Jan 2015
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552 · Mar 2015
Deviled Eggs
The Good Pussy Mar 2015
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552 · Apr 2015
Sweet Nothings
The Good Pussy Apr 2015
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The Good Pussy Jan 2015
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