don't text him right away
wait a year,
get married,
keep him guessing.

arrive fashionably late to your dates
wait an hour, or 2,
or just don't go,
keep him waiting.

flirt with other guys
kiss other guys,
**** other guys, marry them,
that'll make him jealous.

tease him
don't let him touch you,
don't let him *******,
hell get a mastectomy,
that'll drive him crazy.

don't be the first person to say I love you
don't be the second,
don't want to seem desperate.