So it's Thursday morning I'm lying on my bed And with my phone between my hands I try to get a new high score on the new game You know the one- that one with a bird? Yeah, that one.
My carpet is completely covered In confetti of various shapes and sizes Different colours, different smells I really need to vacuum But I'm comfortable right here Oh look! One hundred points already!
Mom keeps telling me to get a job Her reminders are like ***** Never ending and numbing my brain But I'm comfortable laying on my bed Woah, one hour gone already! Where does time go?
So is it true that everything came from nothing That there was one massive explosion? Did someone put us all here Like the universe is one big jigsaw? Five hundred points! I'm getting good at this.
I wonder what my old schoolmates are doing I heard some got scholarships in America A couple went to university While a bunch are in prison A thousand points! I should tweet about this.
The church bell in the distance strikes twelve I wonder what I am doing here I feel like my life is like a pencil without lead Where am I going?
Dang! Game over. Oh well, I'll try again later. My phone's out of battery. I see the pile of college assignments on my desk I get up and go make lunch.