man with a bandsaw
incredibly obnoxious
7am, ****

dear upstairs neighbor,
do you own an elephant?
I think that you do.

Silly Stormtrooper;
You wish you could shoot the things —
but really, you can't.

ride never showed up
boss not answering
guess I'm not working today

It's not that I want to leave,
it's that I have to go.
It's not that I don't love you,
it's because I love you so.
It's not that I can't tell you yes,
it's that I have to tell you no.
It's not your fault, or mine, or his,
but still I have to go.