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Sigma toilet you always hit
When you do that is lit
I love how I can call you my Jitt
I always count on you
You never quit
I love you Skibidi Jitt
Anais Vionet Aug 7
I’m sorry we can’t start the morning
- I’m still stretching and yawning.
Oh, give me a skibidi break,
why’d you wait to snake me awake?
Anyway, you know not to bother me
unless you’ve brought coffee.
You can’t just insist we have to leave -
I haven’t even brushed my teeth!
I’d love to join in your drama
but I’m still in my pajamas.
Can you give me a quarter hour?
I’ve really got to take a shower.
We aren’t back in school,
who says there are rules?
You know, summer loses its charm
when you have to set an alarm.
Does running late count as exercise?
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Kamala Harris! I’m SO hyped.
I guess Yale’s (5 member) Alpha Kappa Alpha ladies get to reify their nang now.
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Songs for this:
Mr. Blue Sky by Electric Light Orchestra
I Remember the Sun by XTC
BLT Merriam Webster word of the day challenge 08.07: Reify: representing something sketchy as a concrete thing.

slang..
skibidi = insert the profanity of your choice
nang = cool

01:38 08.07
"Skibidi grimace"

From the ski, to the bi, then di. A sigma edged to ligma, A person named Rizzlybeta, He got aura 1000, and his gyat 1000.
One day, he edged to ohio, and saw the ligmas not sigmas, he yapped and yapped, till everyone gooned, every beta and alpha, became an omega sigma. He gave grimace and gyats, to the omega sigmas. One gyatting month, he found still water, he went to eat lunchy with cheese drippy, he sang from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king, wheres my fein thats my hawk tuah always broke boi when i ksi, he activated his adrenaline and nonadrenaline while having his balkan parents german staring him. He avoided his balkan parents, and edged until he busted musted.
Romans 8:17

Now if we are children, then we are heirs—heirs of God and co-heirs with Christ, if indeed we share in his sufferings in order that we may also share in his glory.

dating a woman 20 years older
could be my mother
probably is
ungrateful fruit of passion
and knowledge
i am: grateful...

       i come home from a Taylor Swift
friendship bracelets
while she leaves messaging bands
all over the home
and grandma is evil apple rubbing
her hands
and they read as:

ROMANS 8:17
...  as no longer the gift of god as matthew:
as the heir or god
therefore quickly: Wethtam...
quickest: mirror please...

                LOOKSMAxxING CASE
I LOVE BRAINROT
                  you have SKIBIDI toilet
          RINZ
you've got this ALPHA
                  freak bob
  was here...
                WHOA
                                     THERE     sigma!

now this pristine Jewish Christian
gay girl or am i seriously:
just worked the event:
now i couldn't just:
enjoy myself like a Swiftie...
      
              but **** me you're gonna get
those friendship bracelets!
If you say you want to talk
I would tell you I love Skibidi Phonk
How can you not love the grippy talk
Or even the beloved Tuah Phonk
You could never understand that day
It's so amazing, I love Hawk Tuah Day
RustyHatchet Oct 16
Sigma sigma on the wall, who's the skibidiest of them all?
Is it Baby Gronk?
Is it Grimace?
Is it Skibidi Toilet?
Perhaps it is I, who rizzed up a level 10 Gyatt, and fanum taxed her heart.
She is the Chick-fil-A sauce in my McDonalds.
Forever griddying in Ohio.
This is a joke.

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