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Mateuš Conrad Jul 2016
i almost forgot to mention the one prerequisite of modern love,
they caught the ****** in Scandinavia -
the punter, got punished - not the *******,
the punter - for crossing over the signpost
obstruction: illegal to cross, legally there, illegal to cross -
if you want an antidote to British xenophobia
watch two Brits having *** - esp. those who are
dumb enough to invite omnipresent, omniscient,
omnipotent Onan - Buddha's third and experience
how much they talk during ******* -
and why do you think most people experience
a fall of libido? professionals in ***?
sure, you can just hear behind that professionals
in carpentry - nail it! nail it! you can just hear it,
Chelsea accent and a swear word -
this is Darwinism as much as i care about a panda
bear having 36 hours to be impregnated per annum,
i watch **** out of curiosity - it's a bigger omen
factory than Halley's comet - in every one of us
a Richard Attenborough - well, trans-categorical
monism, **** sticks together - but listen to the Brits
while *******, i say *** ought to be meaningless
and onomatopoeia fuelled - she moans he plays golf,
he ******* she goes on a shopping spree -
wordless, learning a new alphabet -
but hearing xenophobic tongue on the streets of little England
and then watching British ****, you just tend to
'ave a laugh as to why you have to talk so much
when the primeval cuckoo call is already said -
******* is a curiosity for me, having professional
actors in this area was bound to undermine us
and question our libidos as mere friendships -
sooner or later men will pick up on this and will be
like **** prenups, **** marriage, **** female friendships,
embrace solipsism - Paraclete Union -
but it's just weird that modern love needs a prerequisite,
a ******, even if it's acted out, elsewhere translated as
stage-fright - the fear of someone watching -
20th century complaints of serial killers - impotence -
well, we know where this impotence came from, David
Attenborough in the background in hush tone
as if to not disturb - the female mantis teases her Saudi
billionaire into her **** nest to impregnate and then cut
his **** and assets off like a harakiri execution -
as a humanist and not a naturalist my playing field is
bound to be via a third eye, the attributes of the Almighty
reduced to filth of Onan (third eye omnipresent,
omniscient) - but it's modern kosher - Zapruder -
the first to ******* - there ain't no black
in the Union Jack - there ain't enough white
in the Stars and Stripes
- one song lost among Prince
copyrights from you-tube - Manic Street Preachers'
ifwhiteamericantoldthetruthforonedayit'sworldwouldfall­apart,
they deleted it - Prince never got radio on the internet;
album? anthem anorexia - the holy bible / went missing
in Shanghai, lived the rest of his life away from the
spotlight, curating fields of rice into origins of geometry.
Mateuš Conrad Jul 2016
let's call this busy-body James Joyce, given: pages 15 - 81, and the dates 1969 through to 1981 and the locations - Athens, Methymna, Los Angeles, Austin - then let's call in the plumber and see what the problem was.

S.M.P.E. - *Sulmo mihi partria est
- Sulmo, my homeland,
variant of S.P.Q.R. - spare person quartered reason,
and the sum of its parts - more or less...
is there a valid point to mention the relationship
between the Paeligni and the Republic? none, what-soever,
but we're buying time, so might as well;
and do i have any gratitude akin to the expression
quidquid hoc libelli, qualecumque? probably not -
let's go for a miracle, or charlatanism for a while,
December, Austin, Texas 1981 - and Dr. Preston
simply said of Ovid: contrary to what you may read
somewhere else, he's so human he tears you apart,
he's immensely creative, he's far more complex,
far wider in vision and tougher than most people think.
aye aye in the House of Commons, including the S.N.P.,
it had to happen one time or another, a wee ***-for-tattle.
Ovid suffered in the 18th but not the 19th century,
whatever movement was in the years 17-, default by
association - others would call it a cousin ******* a cousin -
or the "probably" of 18 b.c., Augustus passes the first
stage of the legislation and reform lex iulia de maritandis
ordinibus
and the lex iulia de adulteriis coercendis,
while all the senators are told to wear fishnet leggings
under the togas, to prove the smooth arrangement of
a change in political whiffs of mustard from the *** air:
pungent, really pungent stuff - disperses a crowd like
a bucking donkey on steroids and lysergic acid -
overload of heaven (carrots) and hell (sticks) in a timed
framework of strobe lighting - pray for the animal,
but not the senators. these days bachelors are favoured,
prenups are all the rage - obviously the intricacies of
Roman governing outlived itself in England - Nero and
whoever else were adopted - adoption was big back then,
no harem, just... well... "innocent" little harems in Versailles,
the joy of lying, that too died a little bit, gangrene lips
kissed it and a reality checked in under the pseudonym
reality, or was it rat-cages-rattled? i'm not sure,
you have to ask the porter - starboard me shimmy
and timber... a few apologias later we see the mascara drip
from Pont de l'Alma and Charlie Chaplin on the drums
singing: Harry and Will, your mamma will not be seen
*******, better dead than red, yoddelay yoddelay yo.
well, if you want to instil Louis XIV boudoir ambitions,
the mamma has to go, with the cheap Rolex guy from
Knightsbridge - what a tacky place, you can just imagine
walking through it eating tacos. via: by the way,
alcohol is twice as potent and 100x more enjoyable in
terms of sedation than anti-psychotics, and D was on them -
sadism is a kaleidoscopic venture, you never know when
the pusher will come, yep, the pharmaceutical pusher,
gets orders like any dumbo on the street corner from
the mafia and the Vietnam kids minding the business
in a semi-detached loft - pushers everywhere, even if
in "theory" they want to distance themselves from Big Pharma,
it's the circle of life - otherwise we'd have thomas more's vision,
i'd drop the -e, and add an extra -r. Ovid: back when
writing poetry was deemed anti-social - you could write that,
it's not the Homeric standard of adventure and heroism
and bad denture - back when writing poetry was deemed
anti-social - good enough for the internet to pop up,
yesterday i was talking to a U.P.S. a.i. - and she understood
by stressed elocution - next, more, next, more, repeat,
face-to-face time also a big downer, old school face to face -
people need pixel fencing - pixel fencing is the way to go -
there's one behind those fly eyes - also pixel - just cover
your eyes with a t-shirt and stretch it - fly eyes -
but now from the man herself -
transmute the *** of your lover whenever you mention
him: write 'her' instead
(book 3)... wait a minute,
isn't that a shorter version of what's cited in the Gospel
of St. Thomas? when you make the two one,
and when you make the inner as the outer... you
make the male and female into a single one...

to be honest... if these guys are implying what i think
they're implying, i'd rather do a Jonah - and then turn
around and say: tell that to the mandrakes!
Mateuš Conrad Jun 2016
a stranger squishing his nose after i came back
from a toilet break while intrigues took place
spoke it all - the stranger's suggestion said:
'you want me to tell him what you spoke about him?!
want your nose knocked off?!'
silence - and we carried on drinking
like nothing happened - because the few friends are
the only friends - Darwinism is objectified to a perfection,
a lightning bolt, but in terms of subjectivity it's lagging
behind - **** killed off cinema -
i noted it all with a nervous **** of leg fro him,
why hide fear when it's the best designated expression?
when you haven't used up kindergarten
politics there ain't no politics left to heave,
you say bacon, i say pork chop,
the beast most satiated will win -
Maine ***** love anything other than chicken,
raw lamb raw pork they'll grate,
halal chicken? not so much... they hate chicken...
religion built as many boundaries as
that GRAND ANTI-SEMITIC ARGUMENT
AGAINST COMMUNISM - isn't that anti-Semitic?
Cold War tactic, i'm surprised you didn't
jump that bandwagon...
a jew thought-up communism, why aren't
stiff-collared workers ready to argue that one back?
what are you?! did i ******* ask for a bagel?!
no! i was asking you about politically
correct speech and anti-communism akin
to anti-Semitic speech... well, you said it,
Jews are playing the game and we're all
advertising material... **** me, when will this
**** end?! they never said those were anti-Semitic quotes
criticising communism, origin: Jew.
oh yeah, yew yew yew... you pacifying owning
porcelain - getting all subtle, frisky and fragile
with me? Palestine hooligans won't mind,
the scarf hooligans won't mind either,
they'll just chant, you'll just relic the prior said as
after said and in the medium of now designate
it as: whatever - they said they were
Jews prior to being Poles -
trust them to integrate and not assimilate -
they're like that elsewhere - and everywhere -
it's not that you can't write a national history without
Jews, it's just that you can't write a national
history with them - they're two times fickle
in that nomadic sense of what the Palestinians
would have asked in Auschwitz.
oh come on! please tell me you stashed ice-cubes
in your underwear and you're feeling insecure about
them melting, and the grand godly ******* titanic
heading into your Ganges tool of whirling in a sinking
proof prior a bachelor, then on second thought
a widower and no salute for an everyday tomorrow
i would mind, had i a wish to be wedded with
prenups to sleep on rather than your cushy *****.
Winnalynn Wood Mar 2021
Time Takes The Cake

Are you just a kite without a string?
Perhaps a worn widow without her ring
Or two figures lost in a shallow summer fling  

Whatever it is, you’d better close your curtains  
For not every tale ends in a way that is certain  

Unmet expectations slice through like a knife
Lost heartfelt love and flirtations end in heated fights
Countless dreams unchased glow like wishing stars within the night    

Prenups, engagements, marriages take their place  
Monotonous paychecks keep troubled souls sane
The young think there’s forever, but time takes the cake

Aging is imminent, not one person can escape
They try to get by without too many bruises or scrapes

To those whom are lost, and to those who wander
There is an end in sight, an end to ponder

Life’s joys and shortcomings wrapped in a bow
The kindest kindred spirits just might tow you home
TexasRambler Dec 2017
Hey Honey-apple,
Orange you glad we’re divorced?
Thank God for Prenups.
Big Virge Jun 2021
Now It Seems That Allegiance...
Within Human Beings...
Is Something Now Weakened...
By Things We’re Now Seeing...

From Relationships Leaning...
Towards Those Proceedings...
That Cause Angry Meetings...
Due To Folks NOT Agreeing... !!!

About What They Feel...
Was Part of The Deal...
To Which They Signed Up...

So Are Now Quick To Run...
To Regain Their Freedom... !!!

And Now We Have Leaders...
Dealing In Speeches...
That Stir Up A Rumpus...
That Then Caused A Ruckus...
From Donald Trump Lovers... !?!

Cos' of Policies Proving...
To Stand By Wrong Doing...
And Ignorant Movements...
From Crews They Be Using...

Who Seem To Ally...
Themselves With BAD Guys... ?!?

Or... EGGS Who UPSET...
When They DON'T Come Correct... !!!

So Allegiance To Them...
Is Now Causing PROBLEMS... !!!
Due To Some Presidents...
Acting... Just Like TYRANTS... !!!

And... INCITING RIOTS... !?!
That Are Now Causing Deaths... !!!

Due To Hills Being Filled...
With Hillies’ Who Bill...
Like Elections That Seem...
To Be Linked With Some Teams...
Whose Allegiance Now WREAKS...
of Some Corrupted Deeds... !!!

These Days What We See...
Is A Form of Disease...
Now Linking Companies...
Whose Allegiance Is Seen...
To Now Work With Vaccines...

And... Injecting Humans...
With Things Far From Proven... !?!

To WORK And DISTURB...
How Corona Now Serves...
To Leave People Infirm...
And Lying With Worms... !!!

Like Humans Who TURN...
Against Those They Once Served  ...

Who They Claimed To Believe...
Would Feed Us With Good Deeds...
And Reduce Poverty...
And Racism Seen...
That Has Been Quite OBSCENE... !!!

But It Seems Their Allegiance...
Works Just Like Receivers...
When Debt Levels SOUR...
Just Like LOSS of Power... !!!

The Allegiance of Cowards...
Now Reigns Just Like Showers...

That Do Like DOWNPOURS...
That Damage And Cause...
People To LOSE HOMES...
And Those Who Were Close... !!!

And That Is NO JOKE... !!!

Allegiance Seems BROKEN...
Like Those Used As TOKENS... !!!
Who Act Like These Folks...
Who Support Those Whose Quotes...

Are Causing Street Violence...
Protests And Street Riots...
That Now Breed Impeachments...
Because of Allegiance...

That Seems To Be Worked..
By Worms Who Will Turn...
At The Drop of A Hat...
Or Basically... CASH...

To Remove It From Hands...
of Government Clans...
Whose Allegiance Makes Stands...
Like Those Ku Klux White Gangs... !!!

And As For Most Blacks...
What Matters Is That...
Their Faces Get SEEN...

And Their Able To Speak...
With Those On Our Screens...
Who Now... Want To Be...
Seen As Now Being...

People Believing In Equality... ?!?

And Allies Who’ll Work...
To See Racism ******...

Well I Guess Their Allegiance...
Is Needed Like Chickens...
Who’ll Do Some **** Licking...
In Ways That Are SICKENING... !!!

To Those With A Grievance...
Against Public Speakers...

Whose Speeches And Teachings...  
Switch Teams Like Deceivers...
And... **** Cheerleaders... !!!

With All These EXTREMISTS...
And Crimes That Are HEINOUS... !!!

It’s... HARD To BELIEVE...
That Those Joining Teams...
Are Indeed... Trustworthy... ?!?

These Days I’m Left Speechless...
By Much That I’m Seeing... !?!

And Claims of Agreements...
Just Like Those In Prenups...
That Clearly Are Breeding...
Agreements By Peoples...
Who Embrace SHADY Dealings... !!!

That Seem To LACK REALNESS...
When It Comes To...

....... “ Allegiance “......
It's easy to claim, but how many really are what they claim, when it comes to this thing ?
Mateuš Conrad May 2020
the current twitch-debacle...
and... i either see a Prague diatribe...
                                     or an itching lost in vegas...
"conundrum":
  for the worth of a city...
whereby i should find fun in...
betting...                      twitch contra napster...
sorry: music what sorry what you being
scaling and liquorice... and serpentine
itchy... like beard... like snake-skin attire...

     watergate....
     and...: -gate, -gate, -gate...
and more... -gate, -gate... -gate...
and...
      "content" / "creators" /
"god"...
and metallica... st. anger...
prenups... and... NAPSTER...
   -gate -gate -gate...
and... "content"...
  and: -gate, -gate, -gate...
and vampires are: l.s.d. infested
blood-poisons:
unless you're k.o. and gay:
-gate, -gate.. NAPSTER... and twitch
"***" yoddle: yo-yo...
banked a 12" cushion pusher...
saves me from becoming
one of those: endangered species:
panda ***** a baboon...
a koala ***** a... eucalyptus...
bear all bear is russia:
is all: griZZZ bruce: r'ah & lee:
******* shanghai oopsy turvy
minus central...

on the rare floppy ****... instance...
you get to hear the bass guitar...
on a metallica song:
besides: don't tread on me...
devil's song...
and... it's like warching for spring...
daffodils...
and hearing bass guitar on
metallica... because...

i never had too much respect for
a band that didn't respect the bass guitar...
too much rhythm and too much solo
excavations for substitute vocals...
i need the bass guitar to
sort out the power jazz quintet...

for all that's worth the drums...
or afghanistan circa the soviet influence
of the 1960s... or what Teheran would
be like: beside the sinkin Atlantis of Manhattan...
naive... little... psychological
pencil-necks: over-prescribing
hubris big-pharma-auschwitz crazed
hamster ****-wits... hard-on hanging on a
branch of cherry-picking of *******

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