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The martial arts Muslim is hiking and sees something bad;
A Jew is being assaulted by two anti-Semites and that makes the Muslim mad.

The two anti-Semites rip the face mask off the Jew;
Running towards the anti-Semites is what the martial arts Muslim would do.

The martial arts Muslim tells the anti-Semites to stop, as you can see;
The anti-Semites try to attack the martial arts Muslim immediately.

The martial arts Muslim fights and knocks out the anti-Semites who are full of hate;
The Muslim saves the Jew, which is great.

The Jew thanks the martial arts Muslim for saving him, which is polite;
The Muslim was confident that he could beat the anti-Semites in a fight.

The martial arts Muslim calls the police, which is cool;
The anti-Semites are total fools.

The martial arts Muslim talks to the Jew about Islam, which is fine;
The Jew tells the Muslim that he's gonna read everything about Islam online.

When the police arrive to arrest the anti-Semites, the martial arts Muslim goes away;
A few weeks later, the Jew had converted to Islam and that's all I have to say.
The martial arts Muslim is hiking and sees something that really stinks;
An innocent white man is being tortured by some crooked cops who are finks.

The Muslim quickly walks towards the crooked cops and tells them to stop, which is true;
Crooked cops have been around for years, so they're not new.

When the crooked cops see the martial arts Muslim, two of them are about to shoot him, as you can see;
The martial arts Muslim throws wooden darts at their hands immediately.

He also knocks out those same cops with his kicks;
The martial arts Muslim is always quick.

When the third crooked cop is about to taze the Muslim, he throws a third wooden dart at the cop's forehead;
The innocent white man is no longer in dread.

The martial arts Muslim is stopping the crooked cops with his weapons and jeet kune do techniques;
Crooked cops are also ******* and freaks.

The Muslim also kicks the third crooked cop in his face;
Crooked cops are a disgrace to the human race.

The martial arts Muslim kicks and knocks out the fourth and fifth cops, which is great;
Crooked cops are filled with hate.

When the crooked cops are beaten, the Muslim comforts the innocent white man;
He thanks the martial arts Muslim for saving his life, which is grand.

The martial arts Muslim calls the media and 9-1-1;
To the Muslim, beating up the crooked cops was a lot of fun.

When the ambulance arrives to take the white man to the hospital, the martial arts Muslim goes away;
Here's something else that I'll say.

When news reports of the crooked cops are delivered, those same cops lose their jobs and get arrested, which is swell;
The martial arts Muslim is still a hero and that's all that I'll tell.
The married Muslim couple are driving somewhere and see a crime;
An evil dating couple are trying to kidnap a good woman and those crooks are big ***** of slime.

The married Muslim couple stop their car and get out, which is true;
The married Muslim couple know what they must do.

The married Muslim couple run towards the evil dating couple and tell them to stop, as you can see;
The married Muslim couple take out their swords immediately.

When the evil couple try to shoot the Muslim couple, the Muslim couple deflect the bullets with their swords;
Whenever they fight evil, the Muslim couple are never bored.

The married Muslim couple put their swords back in their scabbards when the evil couple run out of bullets, which is cool;
The married Muslim couple use their penchak silat techniques to fight and beat the evil fools.

When the evil dating couple are beaten, the married Muslim couple call the police, which is smart;
The married Muslim couple enjoy practicing penchak silat, which is an Indonesian martial art.

The good woman thanks the married Muslim couple for saving her life;
The evil dating couple were no match for the Muslim husband and his wife.

When the police arrive and arrest the evil dating couple, the Muslim couple get back in their car and drive away;
The evil dating couple are going to prison and that's all I have to say.
The martial arts Muslim is hiking and sees something bad;
A homeless man is being chased by an evil black guy and that makes the martial arts Muslim mad.

The evil black guy is trying to light the homeless man on fire, as you can see;
The martial arts Muslim will stop the evil black guy and I'm speaking honestly.

The martial arts Muslim tells the evil black guy to stop;
The evil black guy is full of slop.

The evil black guy tries to light the martial arts Muslim on fire, which is true;
Kicking the lighter out of the evil black guy's hand is what the martial arts Muslim would do.

He also kicks the evil black guy in his face;
The evil black guy is a big disgrace.

When the evil black guy is knocked out, the homeless man thanks the Muslim for saving him, which is polite;
The martial arts Muslim always does what's right.

Saving the homeless man from the evil black guy was a brave thing that the Muslim had done;
When the Muslim had knocked out the evil black guy, it was a lot of fun.

The martial arts Muslim calls the police, which is cool;
The evil black guy is also a fool.

When the police arrive to arrest the evil black guy, the martial arts Muslim goes away;
The evil black guy is now in prison and the homeless man is now living in a homeless shelter and that's all I have to say.
The married Muslim couple have arrived at a pizza restaurant and see something bad;
Two black crooks are robbing the pizza restaurant and that makes the married Muslim couple mad.

When the two black robbers run out of the pizza restaurant, the married Muslim couple tell them to stop, which is true;
When the two black robbers see the Muslim couple and pull out their guns, the Muslim couple know what they have to do.

When the robbers try to shoot the Muslim couple, the Muslim couple use their swords to deflect the bullets, as you can see;
When the robbers run out of bullets, the married Muslim couple run towards the black ******* immediately.

The married Muslim couple kick and knock out the two black robbers, which is cool;
The two black robbers are also total fools.

The workers come out of the pizza restaurant and thank the Muslim couple for stopping the robbers, which is polite;
The married Muslim couple call the police and what I'm saying is right.

The workers get their money back from the two robbers, which is great;
Crime is what the married Muslim couple hate.

The police arrive and arrest the two robbers, which is okay;
The married Muslim couple walk into the pizza restaurant and here's something else that I'll say.

The married Muslim couple buy some pizza and walk out of the restaurant, which is swell;
They get back in their car and drive home and that's all that I'll tell.
The martial arts Muslim is shopping at a retail store, which is true;
Watching two men fight each other inside the store is what the Muslim would do.

One of the men pulls out a gun and shoots and injures the other man, as you can see;
The martial arts Muslim decides to fight the shooter and I'm speaking honestly.

The Muslim fights the shooter with his weapons, which is fun;
He throws his wooden dart at the shooter's hand that's holding the gun.

When the shooter drops his gun, the Muslim also throws his nunchucks at the criminal's head;
The customers are no longer in dread.

When the shooter is knocked out, the martial arts Muslim calls the police, which is smart;
The martial arts Muslim always has goodness in his heart.

The shooter is taken to prison and the victim is taken to a hospital, which is excellent;
The martial arts Muslim will always be a gent.

The martial arts Muslim buys his items and goes home, which is swell;
The martial arts Muslim is a hero and that's all that I'll tell.
The martial arts Muslim is hiking and sees a crime;
A few workers inside a restaurant are being shot by an evil, black girl who's a big, ball of slime.

When the black female shooter runs out of the restaurant, the martial arts Muslim follows her;
Here are more things that'll occur.

The martial arts Muslim throws a wooden dart in the back of the shooter's thigh;
When the black female shooter turns around, the Muslim throws another wooden dart in her eye.

When the black female shooter is injured, she tries to shoot the Muslim, as you can see;
When the shooter is about to pull the dart out of her eye, the Muslim throws his nunchucks at her forehead and I'm speaking truthfully.

The black female shooter is hit and knocked out by the Muslim's nunchucks and I'm sure you'll agree;
The black female shooter is also a ***** and always will be.

The martial arts Muslim calls the police, which is cool;
The injured restaurant workers had watched the Muslim beat the evil fool.

The injured workers thank the martial arts Muslim for stopping the black *****, which is polite;
The martial arts Muslim always does what's right.

When the police arrive and arrest the black female shooter, the martial arts Muslim goes away;
The black female shooter is going to prison and that's all I have to say.
RAJ NANDY Jul 2016
Dear Poet Friends, our World today & especially Europe is threatened with terrorism from the religious fundamentalist groups like the ‘IS’ ! History teaches us that during the Middle Ages the Holy Crusades were launched with the combined forces of Christendom. May be History is repeating itself once again within a span of thousand years! Do kindly read with patience this True Story of the Holy Crusades in Verse, to see events in its proper historical perspective. Concluding portion as Part Two has also been posted here. You will find the portion on ''Motivation & The Medieval Mind'' to be interesting! Kindly take your time to read at leisure. No need to comment in a hurry please! Thanks, - Raj

               STORY OF THE HOLY CRUSADE: (1096-1099)
                                           PART ONE

                                       INTRODUCTION
For thousands of years the Holy Lands of Palestine on the eastern coast
of the Mediterranean Sea had witnessed,
Ferocious battles fought between the Christians, Jews, and the Muslims,
with much bloodshed;
For a strip of land few hundred miles in length and varying between some hundred miles in breadth,
Which they all righteously defended!
There the Ancient City of Jerusalem now stands as a World Heritage Site,
Sacred to the three of World’s oldest Religions and as their pride!
Jerusalem today is a symbol of unity amidst its religious diversity;
For on its Dome of the Rock, in the Church of the Holy Sepulchre, and the Synagogues, are etched thousand years of Ancient History.
In 1096, Pope Urban the Second, motivated Christendom and launched the First Holy Crusade,
To liberate Jerusalem from 461 Years of MUSLIM dominance!
Some Historians have listed a total of Nine Crusades in all,
And I commence with the FIRST, being the most important of all;
For it recaptured Jerusalem from the Seljuk Turks making it fall. (in 1099AD)
While subsequent Crusades did not make any appreciable dent at all!
Not forgetting the THIRD, led by King Richard ‘The Lion Heart’, -
Who made the Turk leader Saladin to agree,
For Christian pilgrims to visit the Holy shrines in Jerusalem and the Hills of Calvary.
The Crusades began towards the end of the 11th Century lasting for almost Two hundred years;
Had later turned into a tale of sorrow and tears!
Now to understand the Crusades in its proper perspective let us see,
The brief historical background of Europe during the early parts of
Second Millennium AD.

                         A BRIEF HISTORICAL BACKGROUND
The Normans:
During the first century of the Second Millennium, Europe was in a formative stage,     (11th Century AD)
It had began to emerge from its long period of hibernation called the ‘Dark Age’!
The Viking raids from those northern Norsemen had ceased subsequently,
As they became Christian converts settling in Northern France in the Duchy of Normandy.
In 1035 when Robert the Devil, 5th Duke of Normandy died on his way
to Jerusalem during a Holy Pilgrimage;
His only son William, who was illegitimate, was only seven years of age.
By 1063 AD these Norman settlers had intermingled and expanded their lands considerably,
By conquering Southern Italy and driving the Muslims from the Island of Sicily.
And in 1066 Robert’s son William shaped future events, -
By defeating King Harold at Hastings and by uniting England.
Now William the Conqueror’s eldest son Robert the Duke of Normandy,
Participated in the First Holy Crusade, which has become both Legend
and a part of History!
These Normans though pious, were also valiant fighters,
And became the driving force behind the Crusades from 11th Century
onward !

                     MUSLIM CONQUEST AND EXPANSION
After the death of Prophet Mohammad during 7th Century AD,
Muslim cavalry burst forth from Arabia in a conquering spree!
They soon conquered the Middle East, Persia, and the Byzantine
Empire;
And in 638 AD they occupied the Holy city of Jerusalem and
Palestine entire!
Beginning of the 8th Century saw them crossing the Gibraltar Strait,
To occupy the Iberian Peninsula by sealing ruling Visigoth’s fate!
Crossing Spain soon they knocked on the gates of Southern France,
When Charles Martel in the crucial Battle of Tours halted their rapid
advance!  (Oct 732 AD)
By defeating the Moors, Martel confined them to Southern Spain,
And thereby SAVED Western Europe from Muslim dominance!
Charles Martel was also the grandfather of the Emperor Charlemagne.
The Sunni–Shiite split over the true successor of Prophet Muhammad,
and other doctrinal differences of Faith,
Had weakened the Muslim Empire till the Mongols sealed their fate!

                         THE SELJUK TURKS
Meanwhile around Mid-eleventh Century from the steppes of Central Asia,
Came a nomadic tribe of Seljuk Turks and occupied Persia!
In 1055 they captured Baghdad and took the Abbasid Caliph under their Protectorate.
The Persian poet Omar Khayyam, and the great Rumi the mystic sage,
Had also flourished during this Seljuk Age!
In 1071 at the Battle of Manzikirt the Seljuks defeated the Byzantines
and occupied entire Anatolia,     (now Turkey)
And set up their Capital there by occupying Nicaea!
Deprived of their Anatolian ‘bread basket’ the Byzantine Emperor
Alexius Comnenus the First,
Appealed to Pope Urban II to save him from the scourge of those
Seljuk Turks!
The Seljuk Turks had also occupied Jerusalem and entire Palestine,
And prevented the Christian pilgrims from visiting its Holy Shrines!
The Seljuk, who converted to Islam, became staunch defenders of the
Muslim faith,
And played an historic role during the First Two Holy Crusades!

THE CHURCH AND THE SECULAR STATE (11th Century) :
The ecclesiastic differences and theological disputes between Western (Latin) and Eastern(Greek Orthodox) Church,
And the authority over the Norman Church at Sicily;
Resulted in the Roman and Constantinople Churches
ex-communicating each other in 1054 AD!
This East-West Schism was soon followed by the ‘Investiture Controversy’,
Over the right to appoint Bishops and many other doctrinal complexities;
Between Pope Gregory VII and the Holy Roman Emperor Henry IV  
of Germany.
Here I have cut short many details to spare you some agony!
Pope Gregory was succeeded by Pope Urban the Second,
Who was a shrewd diplomat and a great orator as Rome’s Papal Head.
Pope Urban seized this opportunity and responded to the Byzantine
Emperor’s desperate call,
Hoping to add lands to his Papal Estate after the Seljuk Turks fall!
Also to reign in those errant knights and warlords, -
Who plundered for greed and as mercenaries fought!
And finally, by liberating Jerusalem as Christendom’s Religious Superior,
Pope Urban hoped to assert his authority over the Holy Roman Emperor!
It is therefore an unfortunate fact of History, that the news of re-conquest of Jerusalem failed to reach Italy;
Even though Pope Urban died fourteen days later,
on the 29th of July, in 1099 AD!

                 MOTIVATION AND THE MEDIEVAL MIND
The Medieval Age was the Age of Faith, which preceded the Age of Reason;
A God-centred world where to think otherwise smacked of treason!
It is rather difficult for us in our Modern times,
To fully comprehend the Early Medieval mind!
The Church was the very framework of the Medieval Society itself,
With their Monasteries and Abbeys as front-line of defence
against Evil;
While combating the deceptions and temptations of the Devil!
It was a mysterious and enchanted Medieval World where superstition
and ignorance was rife;
Where with blurred boundaries both the natural and the supernatural
existed side by side !
When education was confined to the Clergy and the Upper Class of
the Society exclusively;
In such a world the human mind was preoccupied with thoughts
of Salvation and piety;
And in an afterlife hoping to escape the pains of Purgatory!
So in Nov 1095 at the Council of Clermont in France,
When Pope Urban II made his clarion call to liberate the
Holy Lands from the infidels,
The massive congregation responded by shouting, “God Wills It”,
‘’God Wills It’’,  - which echoed beyond France!
The Crusade offered an opportunity to absolve oneself of sins,
And to even die a martyrs death for a Holy cause, which motivated
them from within!
Now for actual action kindly read the Concluding portion,
I tried to make it short and crisp!


    STORY OF THE HOLY CRUSADE : CONCLUSION
                                 PART TWO

THE  PEASANT’S CRUSADE (April-Oct 1096) :
Even before the First Crusade could get officially organized,
A Peasant’s Crusade of around forty thousand took-off,
taking Pope Urban by surprise!
When these untrained motley body of men led by the French
Lord Walter Sans Avoir, and Peter Hermit reached Constantinople;
They disappointed Emperor Alexius, who for seasoned Norman
Knights had bargained.
So Alexius ferried them to Anatolia across the Bosporus Strait,
Only to be massacred there by the hardy Seljuk Turks who sealed
their fate!
Thus ended the Peasant’s Crusade, also known as “The People’s
Crusade’’.
But Peter the Hermit survived as he had returned to Constantinople
for help,
And participated with the main Crusade, motivating them till the
very end,
With his sermons and prayers till their objectives were attained!

THE CRUSADE LEADERS AND THEIR ROUTES:
Now let me tell you about those Crusade Leaders and their routes,
For this true story to be better understood.
In the Summer of 1096 French nobles and seasoned knights,
along with Bishop Adhemar the Papal Legate,
Set out in large contingents by land and sea routes, forming the
Christian Brigade!
Their rendezvous point being Constantinople, capital of the
Byzantine Empire,
And from there across the Bosporus to enter Turkey then known
as Anatolia;
To finally take on the Seljuk Turks, in response to the request  
made by Emperor Alexius.
Raymond the IV of Toulouse, the senior-most and richest of
the Crusaders,
Was an old veteran who had fought the Moors in Spain was one of
the Crusade leaders.
He brought the largest army and was accompanied by the Papal Legate, and his wife Elvira,
And later played a major role in the siege of Antioch, and Nicea.
Raymond along with the veteran and pious bachelor knight
Godfrey of Bouillon, who became the First Ruler of Jerusalem
after its capture and fall;
Was accompanied by Godfrey’s ambitious brother Baldwin and
a large contingent, -
They followed the land route to Constantinople.
The fierce Norman knight Bohemond of Taranto, along with
Robert II Duke of Flanders, and the Norman knights from
Southern Italy,
Followed the sea route to Byzantium from the Italian port of Bari.
I have mentioned here only a few, to cut short my story!
At Constantinople Emperor Alexius, administered a Holy Oath of
allegiance to the Crusade Leaders;
Hoping to win back his captured lands after the defeat of the
Seljuk Turks.

THE SIEGE OF NICEA (14th May – 19th Jun 1097) :
This captured Byzantine City was then the Seljuk Capital;
With 200 towers its mighty walls was a formidable defence!
Emperor Alexius sent his army to help the Crusaders in the siege,
And by blockading the food supply lines the city was besieged;
In the absence of the City’s ruler who had gone on a campaign
to the East, -
Alexius’ Generals secretly worked out a negotiation of surrender
and peace!
The Crusaders were angry and felt they were being cheated,
But Alexius gave them money, horses, and gifts to get them
compensated!
On the 26th of June the Crusader army was split into two contingents,
And the Turks ambushed and surrounded the vanguard led by Bohemund the Valiant.
Turk cavalry shooting arrows mauled part of the vanguard,
When the rearguard of Godfrey, and Baldwin charged in
and rescued them from the Turks!
Historians call this the Battle of Dorylaeum;  (1st Jul 1097)  
It was the first major battle  which provided a taste of
things to come!

SIEGE OF EDESSA:
Next a three month’s long and arduous march followed
under the sweltering Summer’s heat,
When five hundred lost their lives due to sheer fatigue!
Baldwin lost his wife God Hilda, a rich heiress;
Now with all her wealth going back to her blood line
as per tradition of those days,
Placed ambitious Baldwin under great mental and financial
distress!
So Baldwin with a few hundred knights headed East for the
rich Christian city of Edessa,
With intentions of claiming it as his own after the loss of his
wife Hilda!
The citizens there backed Baldwin and gave him an Armenian
Christian lady to be his wife,
And against their old childless Ruler Thoros, they plotted to
take his life!
It was not a great start for the idealism of the Crusade,
Since motivated by greed Baldwin had carved out his own
State;
While Edessa also became the First State to be established
by the Holy Crusade!

THE SIEGE OF ANTIOCH  (21 Oct 1097- 02 Jun 1098) :
Antioch was an old Roman city built around 300 BC,
Its six gates and towers fortified the city.
Its formidable walls were built by the Byzantine Emperor
Justinian the First,
And twelve years prior to the arrival of the Crusaders,
Antioch had got occupied by the Turks!
In the absence of a Centralised Command, the Crusade leaders
frequently argued and quarrelled;
Since the majority preferred a siege, so Antioch got finally
surrounded.
When food supply ran short during the winter, both
starvation and desertion plagued the Crusaders;
While Antioch’s Governor Yagi-Siyan appealed for
assistance from his distant brothers the Turks.
He tied messages on legs of trained homing pigeon,
A unique postal service of those early days!
End May 1098 brought news of a large Muslim army
commanded by Emir Kerbogha,
Had set course from Mosul to liberate Antioch from
the Crusaders!
The Crusaders now had to break in fast into Antioch,
or face those 75,000 strong Turkish force!
The Twin Towers on the southern side was manned by
an Armenian Christian Muslim convert named Firuz,
Who was bribed by Bohemund to betray Antioch!
Firuz let down rope ladders for the Crusaders to climb
inside,
And a massacre followed late into the ****** night!
Next day Emir Kerbogha’s troops arrived and the
situation got reversed,
The attackers now lay besieged by those Seljuk Turks!
After fifty-two days of trying siege food supply ran out,
Morale of the Crusaders were rather low, and some even
feared a route!
Now buried in the Church of St. Peter, Peter Bartholomew
the French priest found the ‘Holy Lance’,
About which he had a vision in advance!
This find raised the morale of the Crusaders, and some
even went into a spiritual trance!
For Peter claimed this ‘Holy Relic’ had pierced Christ’s body
after his Crucifixion;
And the Crusading army now moved out of the city in full
battle formation!
Soon after the Turkish army of Kerbogha retreated fearing
devastation!
This victory has been attributed to God and His miraculous
intervention!

                     LIBERATION OF JERUSALEM
After the conquest of Antioch in June 1098, the Crusaders
stayed on till the year got completed.
Though the death of the Papal Legate in August got them
rather depressed;
While Bohemund of Taranto took over Antioch, which now
became the Second Crusader State;
And Raymond of Toulouse became the undisputed Leader
of The Crusade!
Next travelling through Tripoli, Beirut, Tire and Lebanon;
To liberate Bethlehem they sent off Tancred, and Baldwin
of Le Bourg.
On the 5th of June they liberated Bethlehem, and on the
Seventh of June they reached the gates of Jerusalem!
Facing acute shortage of food and water their initial attack
failed to materialise,
When priest Peter Desiderius’ vision of the deceased Papal
Legate came as a pleasant surprise!
This vision commanded them to fast, atone for their sins and
make amends,
By walking barefoot in prayer around the Holy City of Jerusalem!
After a final assault on the 15th of July 1099, they broke into
the City,
Killing all Muslims and Jews with impunity!
Pious Godfrey of Bouillon refusing to wear the crown, became
the First Ruler of this Third Crusader State;
And objectives of the Crusaders were finally attained!
With the formation of warrior monks of ‘Hospitallers’ and
‘Knight Templers’, wearing White and Red Crosses respectivel
RELEVANT LESSONS CAN BE DRAWN FROM PAST HISTORY!
The martial arts Muslim is hiking and sees something that's cruel as can be;
A woman is about to set her car on fire while her baby boy sits inside and I'm speaking honestly.

The martial arts Muslim runs towards the unfit mother and tells her to stop;
The unfit mother is full of **** and slop.

When the unfit mother sees the Muslim, she tries to set him on fire;
When the martial arts Muslim does heroic things, he never gets tired.

The martial arts Muslim kicks the lighter out of the *****'s hand;
He also kicks the unfit mother in her face, which is grand.

When the unfit mother is beaten, the martial arts Muslim takes the baby out of the car;
The unfit mother is also full of tar.

The Muslim saves the baby from being burned by his unfit mother, which is cool;
The unfit mother is also a stupid fool.

The martial arts Muslim calls the police, which is smart;
The unfit mother has a cold heart.

When the police arrive and arrest the unfit mother, the martial arts Muslim is filled with joy;
The police are going to find someone who's fit and patient to raise the baby boy.

The police take the unfit mother and her son away;
The martial arts Muslim continues hiking and that's all I have to say.
The married Muslim couple are eating at a restaurant and see something that's bad;
A black teen hostess is being assaulted by three evil black women and that makes the married Muslim couple mad.

The married Muslim couple stop eating and get up and I'll tell you why;
The married Muslim couple are gonna stop the evil ******* from assaulting the black teen hostess and that's no lie.

The Muslim couple run towards the three evil black women, which is true;
The Muslim couple know what they have to do.

They grab two of the black ******* by their shoulders and kick them in the backs of their knees;
Black ******* need to get stung by a bunch of bees.

They throw those same black ******* to the floor, which is great;
The Muslim husband enjoys fighting crooks with his mate.

The Muslim couple kick and knock out the third black ***** and what I'm saying is right;
The Muslim couple enjoy using their pencak silat techniques whenever they fight.

When the three black ******* are defeated, the Muslim couple call the police, which is smart;
The Muslim couple always have goodness in their hearts.

The black teen hostess thank the Muslim couple for rescuing her, which is nice;
The three assailants are cold as ice.

The police arrive and arrest the black ******;
The Muslim couple go back to their table and here's something else that you should know.

The police take the black teen hostess to the hospital, which is swell;
The black teen hostess will be okay and that's all that I'll tell.
The Muslim ninja is driving somewhere and sees something that's horrible as can be;
An elderly man is being dragged along the sidewalk during a robbery.

The robber is trying to strip a backpack off the elderly man's shoulders, as you can see;
The Muslim ninja stops his car and gets out immediately.

The Muslim ninja runs towards the robber, jumps up, and kicks the evil guy in his head;
The elderly man is no longer in dread.

When the robber falls down, he pulls out a gun;
The Muslim ninja throws a shuriken in the robber's hand that's holding the weapon, which is fun.

The robber drops the gun, which is cool;
The Muslim ninja kicks and knocks out the evil fool.

The Muslim ninja comforts the elderly man, which is polite;
The robber couldn't beat the Muslim ninja in a fight.

The Muslim ninja calls the police, which is true;
He takes the shuriken out of the robber's hand, which is a wise thing to do.

The police arrive and arrest the robber, which is all right;
A criminal getting arrested is an awesome sight.

When the police are about to take the elderly man to the hospital, the Muslim ninja gets back in his car and drives away;
The Muslim ninja has returned to fight evil and that's all I have to say.
The martial arts Muslim is hiking and sees something bad;
A criminal is slashing the tires of some cars and that makes the Muslim mad.

When the martial arts Muslim tells the criminal to stop, the criminal tries to attack him, as you can see;
The martial arts Muslim kicks the **** out of the evil guy and I'm sure you'll agree.

When the drivers, whose tires were slashed, see the criminal beaten, they thank the Muslim man;
The martial arts Muslim had beaten the criminal as fast as he can.

The Muslim calls the police, which is a smart thing to do;
The drivers are ****** at the criminal, which is true.

When the police arrive to arrest the criminal, the Muslim goes away;
The martial arts Muslim is here to fight crime and that's all I have to say.
The martial arts Muslim is hiking and sees something bad;
An evil man is about to torch an Islamic center and that makes the Muslim mad.

The martial arts Muslim tells the arsonist to stop, as you can see;
The arsonist tries to attack the Muslim immediately.

The martial arts Muslim kicks the arsonist in his face;
The arsonist is a big disgrace.

When the arsonist is knocked out, the Muslim calls the police, which is great;
The arsonist is full of hate.

The Muslim stops the arsonist, which is a wonderful thing;
The arsonist is also a ding-a-ling.

When the police arrive and arrest the arsonist, the martial arts Muslim goes away;
The arsonist is going to prison and that's all I have to say.
The martial arts Muslim is hiking and sees something that really stinks;
An elderly yellow man is getting beaten by a young black parolee who's a fink.

The martial arts Muslim runs towards the evil black guy, as you can see;
The Muslim stops the parolee.

He stops the parolee by kicking the black ******* in his face;
The parolee is a big disgrace.

When the parolee falls down, he slowly gets back up and tries to attack the Muslim, which is a fact;
When the Muslim kicks the parolee in his groin and knees him in his face, the parolee falls on his back.

When the parolee is beaten, the martial arts Muslim comforts the elderly yellow man, which is polite;
The Muslim is glad that he had beaten the parolee in a fight.

The martial arts Muslim calls the police, which is cool;
The parolee is also a fool.

The police arrive and arrest the parolee, which is true;
Taking the elderly yellow man to the hospital is something else that the police would do.

The martial arts Muslim continues hiking and here's something else that I'll say;
The martial arts Muslim has saved the day.
The martial arts Muslim is hiking and sees something bad;
Four evil teenagers are harassing a woman who's wearing a respirator mask and that makes the Muslim mad.

The martial arts Muslim walks towards the four evil teenagers immediately;
He tells the teenage ******* to leave the woman alone, as you can see.

The four evil teenagers try to attack the martial arts Muslim, which is a stupid thing to do;
The martial arts Muslim kicks two of the teenagers in their faces, which is true.

The Muslim finger jabs the third teenager in the eye and kicks the fourth teenager in the face;
Those four evil teenagers are a disgrace.

After he finger jabs the third teenager in the eye, the Muslim kicks that same teenager in the face, which is great;
Those four evil teenagers are full of hate.

When the evil ******* are beaten, the woman thanks the Muslim, which is polite;
The Muslim had beaten the four evil teenagers with all of his might.

The Muslim calls the police, which is smart;
He continues to practice the martial arts.

When the police arrive to arrest the four evil teenagers, the martial arts Muslim goes away;
The four evil teenagers are now in jail and that's all I have to say.
The martial arts Muslim has bought some items at a dollar store, which is nice;
Each item at the dollar store has an excellent price.

When the Muslim leaves the store, he notices three black villains walking to the store and one of them pulls out a gun;
The martial arts Muslim throws his wooden dart at the villain's hand, making him dropping his weapon, which is fun.

When the second black villain is about to pick up the gun, the martial arts Muslim throws a second wooden dart at her hand;
The martial arts Muslim is always grand.

When the third black villain is about to pick up the gun, the Muslim throws a third wooden dart at his hand, as you can see;
The martial arts Muslim runs towards the three black villains immediately.

The martial arts Muslim fights and beats the three black villains, which is great;
The three black villains are full of hate.

The three black villains were going to shoot and **** the security guard at the dollar store and I'll tell you why;
The security guard wouldn't allow those jerks to enter the store because they weren't wearing masks and that's no lie.

The martial arts Muslim calls the police, which is smart;
He definitely took those black villains apart.

The police arrive and arrest the three black villains and here's something else that I'll say;
When the security guard thanks the Muslim for saving his life, the Muslim grabs his things and goes away.
The martial arts Muslim is hiking and sees a crime;
An evil man is randomly shooting at people and passing cars, which makes him a big, ball of slime.

The martial arts Muslim throws a wooden dart at the shooter's face;
The shooter is also a disgrace.

The Muslim throws another wooden dart at the criminal's hand that's holding the gun;
When the shooter drops his weapon, the Muslim runs towards the criminal, jumps up and kicks the ******* in his head, which is fun.

The Muslim stops the shooter, which is wonderful to know;
The martial arts Muslim will always be a hero.

When the shooter is knocked out, the Muslim calls the police, which is cool;
The shooter is even a total fool.

When the police arrive to arrest the shooter, the martial arts Muslim goes away;
The shooter is going to prison and that's all I have to say.
The Muslim ninja has driven to a gas station and sees a crime;
An evil black man has forced open the doors of the gas station and that crook is a big ball of slime.

When he's inside the gas station, the burglar steals some cigarettes, as you can see;
With the stolen cigarettes, the burglar runs out of the gas station immediately.

The Muslim ninja tells the gas station burglar to stop;
The gas station burglar is full of slop.

The gas station burglar is about to pull out a weapon, which is true;
The Muslim ninja knows what he has to do.

The Muslim ninja quickly pulls out a shuriken and throws it into the gas station burglar's shoulder, which is cool;
The Muslim ninja runs towards the evil fool.

The Muslim ninja kicks and knocks out the gas station burglar, which is swell;
The Muslim ninja calls the police and here are other things that I'll tell.

The police arrive and arrest the gas station burglar and what I'm saying is right;
The Muslim ninja is always bright.

The Muslim ninja pays the cashier at the gas station some money and I'll tell you why;
The Muslim ninja is gonna pump some gasoline into his car and that's no lie.

When his car is filled with gasoline, the Muslim ninja gets back in his car and drives away;
The gas station burglar is going to prison and that's all I have to say.
The martial arts Muslim is hiking on a sunny day;
He sees something cruel and here are more things that I'll say.

An evil man has broken a veteran's jaw and I'll tell you why;
The veteran had made a comment to the evil man's girlfriend about not wearing a mask and that's no lie.

The martial arts Muslim walks towards the evil man and tells him to leave the veteran alone, which is true;
When the evil man sees the martial arts Muslim and tries to attack him, the Muslim knows what he must do.

The Muslim kicks and knocks out the evil man, as you can see;
When the evil man's girlfriend tries to attack the Muslim, he also kicks and knocks her out immediately.

When the evil man and his girlfriend are beaten, the martial arts Muslim calls the police, which is smart;
The martial arts Muslim always has goodness in his heart.

When the martial arts Muslim comforts the veteran, the veteran thanks the Muslim, which is polite;
The Muslim uses his jeet kune do techniques whenever he fights.

The martial arts Muslim goes away when the police arrive and arrest the two criminals, which is swell;
The police take the veteran to the hospital and that's all that I'll tell.
The martial arts Muslim is hiking and sees a crime;
A male store owner is getting beaten by a robber who's a big ball of slime.

The martial arts Muslim runs towards the robber and I'll tell you why;
He's gonna stop the robber from beating the store owner and that's no lie.

The Muslim stops the robber with his jeet kune do techniques;
He knocks the robber down and kicks the face of that evil freak.

When the robber is beaten, the Muslim helps the store owner stand up, which is polite;
The martial arts Muslim had quickly beaten the robber in a fight.

When the store owner thanks the Muslim for saving his life, the Muslim calls the police, which is cool;
The robber is also a big, *** fool.

When the police arrive to arrest the robber, the martial arts Muslim goes away;
The robber is going to prison and that's all I have to say.
The married Muslim couple are driving somewhere and see a crime;
A black man and his white girlfriend are attacking a 41-year-old woman and those two assailants are big ***** of slime.

The married Muslim couple drive towards the two assailants and I'll tell you why;
They're gonna stop the two assailants with their penchak silat techniques and that's no lie.

The married Muslim couple stop their car and get out, as you can see;
They run towards the two assailants immediately.

The two assailants try to cut the married Muslim couple with their weapons, which is true;
The married Muslim couple know what they have to do.

The married Muslim couple kick the weapons out of the assailants' hands;
The married Muslim couple are saving the 41-year-old woman, which is grand.

The married Muslim couple also kick and knock out the two assailants, which is nice;
The two assailants are cold as ice.

When the assailants are defeated, the married Muslim couple call the police, which is smart;
The married Muslim couple still know their penchak silat techniques by heart.

The injured 41-year-old woman thanks the married Muslim couple for saving her, which is polite;
The police arrive and arrest the two assailants and what I'm saying is right.

The police take the injured 41-year-old woman to the hospital and here's something else that I'll say;
The married Muslim couple get back in their car and drive away.
Rasha Omer Feb 2010
Christian, Jew, Muslim.
Jew, Muslim, Jew.
Christian, and some Hindu.
Muslim in an aero-plane.
Jew, Jew.
Coins of gold.
Ringing ears of copper.
Muslim, Muslim, Muslim.
Die, Die, Die.
Jew, Jew, Jew.
A hole in the sky.
And some stones.
Defining deviations of
Misleading truths.

Christian owls,
In Muslim skies,
And Jew sands.
A misfit's howl.
Little children's hate.
Brewing cyanide in your veins.
Unhook my thoughts.
Undress my pains.

A cross in their mosque.
And holy water, too.
A gun in her mouth.
Your hell is in you.

Deceased sounds of
A beauty queen.
In my parade,
of synthetic blood.
An imprisoned laugh,
In this plastic flood.

Sweet tears of
Your fragile unjust,
Roaming a castle,
In stale air…
And doomed lust.

A prophet in their church.
And a dark beard, too.
A bomb in her heart.
Your heaven has escaped you.
The Muslim ninja is driving somewhere and sees something that really stinks;
A white landlord is being chased by an evil black man who's a fink.

The black **** is trying to **** the landlord with his sword, as you can see;
The Muslim ninja stops his car and gets out immediately.

He runs towards the black **** with his sword;
Whenever he's fighting evil, the Muslim ninja never gets bored.

When the black creep sees the Muslim ninja, he uses his sword to try to **** the Muslim guy;
The Muslim ninja defends himself with his sword and that's no lie.

The Muslim ninja uses his sword to **** the black *******, which is true;
Here are more things that the Muslim ninja would do.

The Muslim ninja calls the police, which is cool;
The landlord is glad that the Muslim ninja had killed the evil fool.

The landlord thanks the Muslim ninja for saving him, which is polite;
Saving the landlord was definitely right.

When the police arrive, the Muslim ninja gets back in his car and drives away;
The landlord is now safe and that's all I have to say.
The married Muslim couple are driving somewhere and see something bad;
An evil white man is trying to shoot an elderly black panhandler and that makes the married Muslim couple mad.

The married Muslim couple drive towards the white criminal and I'll tell you why;
They're gonna stop the white criminal from trying to shoot the black panhandler and that's no lie.

The married Muslim couple stop their car, grab their swords, and get out, as you can see;
When the white criminal sees the married Muslim couple, he tries to shoot them immediately.

The married Muslim couple deflect the bullets with their swords;
Whenever they fight evil, the married Muslim couple never get bored.

The white criminal runs out of bullets, which is cool;
The married Muslim couple run towards the evil fool.

The Muslim husband kicks the white ******* in his stomach, which is true;
His wife kicks the white ******* in his face, which is an excellent thing to do.

When the white criminal is defeated, the married Muslim couple call the police and what I'm saying is right;
The black panhandler thanks the married Muslim couple for rescuing him, which is polite.

When the police arrive and arrest the white criminal, the Muslim couple get back in their car and drive away;
The black panhandler is glad that he's still alive and that's all I have to say.
The martial arts Muslim is hiking and sees something bad;
An evil, black girl is about to set somebody else's house on fire and that makes the Muslim mad.

The martial arts Muslim tells the pyromaniac to stop, as you can see;
The pyromaniac sees the Muslim and tries to attack him immediately.

The Muslim stops the pyromaniac with his jeet kune do techniques;
The Muslim knocks out the evil freak.

When the pyromaniac is knocked out, the martial arts Muslim calls the police, which is smart;
He had taken that witch apart.

When the police arrive and arrest the *****, the martial arts Muslim goes away;
The pyromaniac is going to prison and that's all I have to say.
The married Muslim couple are driving somewhere and see an evil black fool;
He's a convicted felon who's about to shoot and ****** a little boy, which isn't cool.

The Muslim couple drive towards the black villain and I'll tell you why;
They're gonna stop that ******* from trying to ****** the little boy and that's no lie.

The Muslim wife throws a knife into the felon's arm that's holding the gun;
Watching the black ******* drop his weapon is fun.

When the married Muslim couple stop their car and get out, they know what they must do;
They run towards the felon and beat him up with their penchak silat techniques, which is true.

After that, the married Muslim couple call the police and take the knife out of the felon's arm and what I'm saying is right;
The married Muslim couple are always bright.

When the police arrive and arrest the felon, the little boy thanks the Muslim couple for saving him, which is nice;
The convicted felon is cold as ice.

The married Muslim couple get back in their car and drive away;
The married Muslim couple are back to fight evil and that's all I have to say.
The martial arts Muslim is hiking and sees something bad;
Three evil, weave wearing, black women are beating up and robbing a black man and that makes the Muslim mad.

The martial arts Muslim runs towards the weave wearing *******, as you can see;
Those weave wearing ******* look like men and I'm sure you'll agree.

The martial arts Muslim grabs one the ******* by her shoulder and kicks her in the back of her knee;
He also delivers a martial arts chop to the side of her head immediately.

The martial arts Muslim kicks the second ***** in her face;
Those weave wearing ******* are a disgrace.

The martial arts Muslim kicks the third ***** in her face as well;
Here are more things that I'll tell.

When the weave wearing ******* are beaten, the victim thanks the Muslim, which is nice;
The weave wearing ******* are cold as ice.

The martial arts Muslim calls the police, which is intelligent as can be;
The weave wearing ******* are full of **** and I'm speaking truthfully.

When the police arrive, the martial arts Muslim goes away;
Those ******* are now in prison and the victim is recovering at a hospital and that's all I have to say.
The martial arts Muslim is shopping at a grocery store on a sunny day;
He hears something bad inside the grocery store bathroom and here are other things that I'll say.

The martial arts Muslim walks to the bathroom, opens the door, and sees a violent attack;
A brown grandfather is getting beaten by two criminals who are black.

The Muslim enters the bathroom and kicks and knocks out the black male criminal, which is excellent as can be;
The martial arts Muslim is saving the brown grandfather, as you can see.

The martial arts Muslim also kicks and knocks out the black female criminal, which is nice;
The two black criminals are cold as ice.

When the black ******* are defeated, the martial arts Muslim calls the police, which is true;
Saving the brown grandfather was a wonderful thing that the Muslim would do.

The martial arts Muslim comforts the brown grandfather and what I'm saying is right;
The brown grandfather thanks the martial arts Muslim, which is polite.

The police arrive and arrest the black freaks;
The Muslim still practices his jeet kune do techniques.

The Muslim continues shopping when the police take the brown grandfather to the hospital, which is swell;
The brown grandfather will be okay and that's all that I'll tell.
The Muslim ninja is driving somewhere and sees something bad;
Two crooks are pointing their guns at two good men and that makes the Muslim ninja mad.

The Muslim ninja stops his car and gets out, as you can see;
He's gonna stop this crime immediately.

The Muslim ninja will stop the crime with his weapons and fighting techniques;
He throws his two shurikens into the hands of the two evil freaks.

When the crooks drop their guns, the Muslim ninja runs towards the *******, jumps up, and kicks them in their heads;
The good men are no longer in dread.

When the crooks are defeated, the Muslim ninja calls the police, which is true;
The Muslim enjoys being a student-master of ninjitsu.

The good men thank the Muslim ninja for saving them, which is polite;
The Muslim ninja always does what's right.

The Muslim ninja takes the shurikens out of the crooks' hands;
Stopping the crime was really grand.

When the police arrive to arrest the crooks, the Muslim ninja gets back in his car and drives away;
The crooks are going to prison and that's all I have to say.
The martial arts Muslim is hiking and sees a crime;
A white woman is being chased by her husband who's a white supremacist and a big, ball of slime.

The white woman runs towards the martial arts Muslim and asks him to help her;
Here are more things that'll occur.

The martial arts Muslim tells the white woman to hide behind him, as you can see;
The white supremacist also runs towards the Muslim and is about to pull out a gun and I'm speaking honestly.

The martial arts Muslim quickly throws a wooden dart at the white supremacist's forehead;
The white woman is no longer in dread.

The martial arts Muslim runs towards the white supremacist and kicks him in his face;
The white supremacist is also a big disgrace.

The white supremacist falls down and pulls the dart out of his forehead, which is true;
Knocking the villain out is something else that the Muslim would do.

When the white supremacist is beaten, the white woman thanks the Muslim for saving her life;
She no longer wants to be the white supremacist's wife.

The martial arts Muslim calls the police, which is cool;
The white supremacist is even a fool.

When the police arrive to arrest the white supremacist, the martial arts Muslim goes away;
The white supremacist is going to prison and that's all I have to say.
The martial arts Muslim is hiking and sees something that really stinks;
An elderly man is being assaulted by another man who's a fink.

The elderly man is a Donald Trump fan, as you can see;
The martial arts Muslim runs towards the assailant immediately.

The Muslim stops the assailant with his jeet kune do techniques;
He kicks and knocks out the assailant who's also a freak.

When the assailant is defeated, the martial arts Muslim comforts the elderly man, which is polite;
The elderly man thanks the Muslim for rescuing him and what I'm saying is right.

The martial arts Muslim calls the police, which is smart;
The martial arts Muslim had torn the assailant apart.

When the police arrive and arrest the assailant, the martial arts Muslim goes away;
The police take the elderly man to the hospital and that's all I have to say.
The martial arts Muslim is shopping at a store and sees a crime;
Some workers are being assaulted by some anti-mask customers who are big ***** of slime.

The martial arts Muslim tells the anti-mask customers to stop, which is true;
Assaulting someone is a terrible thing to do.

When the anti-mask customers see the martial arts Muslim, they try to assault the guy;
The martial arts Muslim defends himself and that's no lie.

The Muslim kicks two of the anti-mask customers and uses his nunchucks to hit the other anti-mask customers, as you can see;
The Muslim has beaten the anti-mask customers and I know you'll agree.

The workers thank the Muslim for stopping the anti-mask customers, which is great;
The anti-mask customers are also ******* who are full of hate.

The store manager calls the police, which is cool;
The anti-mask customers are even ****** fools.

The police arrive and arrest the anti-mask customers, which is nice;
The anti-mask customers are cold as ice.

When the martial arts Muslim buys his items, he leaves the store and goes home and here's something else that I'll say;
The martial arts Muslim has saved the day.
A Muslim ninja is driving somewhere and sees something bad;
Twelve criminals are rioting and that makes the Muslim ninja mad.

When the Muslim ninja stops his car and gets out, he tells the criminals to stop, as you can see;
When the criminals see the Muslim ninja, they try to attack him immediately.

The Muslim ninja uses his staff to knock out most of the criminals, which is true;
Kicking and knocking down the other criminals is what the Muslim ninja would do.

When the criminals are defeated, the Muslim ninja calls the police, which is smart;
He definitely took those criminals apart.

When the police arrive to arrest the criminals, the Muslim ninja gets back in his car and drives away;
The criminals are going to prison and that's all I have to say.
There Is Slavery in Mauritania
Alexander K Opicho
(Eldoret, Kenya; aopicho@yahoo.com)

There are black slaves in Mauritania
Indentured Patel Slaves in India
Black Slaves in Mali
Black Slaves in Nigeria
Black Slaves in Niger
White Slaves in Russia
Muslim slaves in Senegal
There are black slaves in Mauritania.

Today, December 2013
There are black slaves in Mauritania
serving the white Berbers
Toiling from morning to late evening
working under desert sun like soulless beasts
with no single pay, with no human dignity
there are black slaves in Mauritania.

Let us all go slowly and slowly to fight
In the Islamic city of Nouakchott
To demolish evil monuments of slavery
With our entire human mighty let us fight
With our blood, sweat and soul
Fight slavery the human vice in Mauritania
Free them all black slaves to freedom
Black moor, black Africans, Afro-Mauritanians
From the shackles of slavery to white Berbers,
There are black slaves in Mauritania.

There are women in slavery in Nouakchott
Herding camels and goats, donkeys and mules
Black women ***** in the field alongside animals
Enslaved women ***** in the field as children look
Black women ***** in the field as goats and sheep watch
Black women of Mauritania are in deep tribulation
All their pregnancies a protégé of white ****
No child of love, wedlock or out of romance
There are black slaves in Mauritania

There are a million black slaves in Mauritania
Some know of their fate some know not
Their doom of chattel slavery
Where man is sold away like a wooden spoon
Away to a willing buyer a slave is sold
Away to a fellow slave master man is donated
As a wedding gift or a birthday token
There are black slaves in Mauritania.

When a white Berber king dies
The journey before him is long and arduous
The journey to heaven is long indeed
He can’t go alone he needs a hand
Two live slaves are buried along with him
The slave master the white Berber
To provide hand and service to the master off to heaven
There are black slaves in Mauritania.

In the city of Nouakchott Muslim enslave Moslem
Against the holy law of Mohammed,
As long as they are black Africans and moors
Islam is neither fortress nor succor for them
Against the racist urge for enslavement
White Berbers the rich of Nouakchott
Enslave Black Muslim and half Black Muslim
There are black slaves in Mauritania.

It is true god of Christians and Allah of Moslem
Owe apology to enslaved black humanity
God and Allah should apologize to Africanity
God said, Jews can **** a non Jewish slaves is no sin
Albeit, killing a Jewish slave is sin
Jews only to be slaves for seven years
That, slaves venerate your masters
That, non-Jewish slaves are in life slavery
Their sire slaves of the master
Jewish slaves give birth to children
Non-Jewish slaves give birth to slaves
Allah said, Muslim can enslave all non Muslims
O! Africa! There are black slaves in Mauritania.

Liberated slaves of Mauritania go back
In the sand dunes and dents of slavery
Teach your folks both master and slaves
The fruit of freedom from religious utopia
Tell the slaves to ignore the Quran and the Bible
For these are none other than handmaids of slavery
Stupid bliss, blind faith, O! Archaic pusillanimity
there is black slaves in Mauritania.

Let the slaves read and teach others to read
Fanon Omar the son of Algeria
Walter Rodney son of Guyana
Aime Cesaire son of the north
Ousmane of Senegal the wood of Islam
Amilcar Cabral the verdant cape
Malcolm X and Paul Freire, pedagogy of slavery
Marcus Garvey and The black souls of W Dubois
There are black slaves in Mauritania

For me and my house I stand for freedom
For me and my house I stand for human dignity
For me and my house I stand for diversity in humanity
For me and my house I will never enslave a fellow human being
For me and my house I better serve Marxism down to my infinity
Other than flirting with christo-islamic glorification of slavery
Slaves in Mauritania have tyranny of numbers over the Berbers
Stand up and fight the few slave drivers in Mauritania
There are black slaves in Mauritania.
The martial arts Muslim is hiking and sees something that's really bad;
A black **** is beating up an elderly white woman, which makes the Muslim is mad.

He runs towards the black **** and kicks him in the face;
The black **** is a big disgrace.

The elderly white woman is glad that the Muslim is stopping the black ****, as you can see;
When the black **** is knocked down, he gets back up slowly.

When the black **** tries to attack the Muslim, the Muslim knocks him out with another kick;
The martial arts Muslim is really quick.

When the black **** is knocked out, the elderly white woman thanks the Muslim for saving her;
Here are other things that'll occur.

The martial arts Muslim calls the police, which is smart;
He had torn the black **** apart.

The police arrive and arrest the black ****, which is true;
Helping the elderly white woman is something else that the police would do.

The martial arts Muslim goes away;
The elderly white woman is recovering at a hospital and that's all I have to say.
The martial arts Muslim is hiking and sees something that really stinks;
A black criminal is going to stab a good man and that criminal is a ******* and a fink.

The martial arts Muslim pulls out a wooden dart and throws it in the black *******'s head;
The martial arts Muslim is making sure that the good man will no longer be in dread.

When the black ******* pulls the dart out of his head and sees the Muslim, he runs towards the Muslim, which is true;
Trying to stab the martial arts Muslim is what the black ******* would do.

The Muslim kicks the knife out of the black *******'s hand;
He also kicks and knocks out the black *******, which is grand.

The good man thanks the martial arts Muslim for saving his life;
Since the black ******* is knocked out, he's no longer holding the knife.

The martial arts Muslim calls the police, which is awesome as can be;
When the police arrive, they arrest the black ******* immediately.

The martial arts Muslim goes away;
The black ******* is going to prison and that's all I have to say.
The Muslim ninja is having fun at a theme park and sees something bad;
An evil dating couple are assaulting a teen employee and that makes the Muslim ninja mad.

The Muslim ninja runs towards the evil dating couple and I'll tell you why;
He's gonna stop the criminals from assaulting the teen employee and that's no lie.

The Muslim ninja jumps up and kicks the evil man in his head, which is true;
Here are more things that the Muslim ninja would do.

The Muslim ninja also jumps up and kicks the evil man's girlfriend in her head;
The injured employee is no longer in dread.

The assault at the theme park has ended, as you can see;
The Muslim ninja has beaten the evil dating couple and I'm speaking honestly.

The Muslim ninja calls the police, which is cool;
The evil dating couple are ******* and fools.

The Muslim ninja comforts the injured employee and what I'm saying is right;
He thanks the Muslim ninja for saving him, which is polite.

The police arrive and arrest the evil dating couple, which is swell;
The police take the injured employee to the hospital and that's all that I'll tell.
judy smith Feb 2016
On World Hijab Day, which was on February 1, you didn’t have to be a Muslim to wear one. The designated day was first announced in 2013. Founded by activist Nazma Khan, the story behind World Hijab Day is an emotional one which speaks of the bullying, prejudice, physical and racial abuse Khan endured as a young child who migrated to the US from Bangladesh. These unkind imputations were all because she wore a hijab.

Since launching an online store in 2010 to sell hijabs, Khan has received an outpouring of support from hijab-wearing women across the globe who have shared with her their own terrifying stories because of their headscarves.

Today, World Hijab Day is celebrated in 116 countries around the world. Although the declaration received negative criticisms from some who saw it as a “well-financed effort by conservative Muslims to dominate modern Muslim societies,” others respect the day. One such person was New York Assemblyman David Weprin, who in his feature address on World Hijab Day, said: “As the prime Assembly sponsor of the Religious Garb bill in New York State, A2049, I stand with all Americans of faith, regardless of their choice, to wear a hijab, kippah, turban, or cross. All Americans of all faiths should be allowed to freely exercise and display their religious choice without the fear of violence and bigotry.”

Here at home, women’s rights activist and model Naballah Chi has not been quiet about her love and honour for the true meaning of the hijab. In an interview with the T&T; Guardian, Chi explained the meaning of the hijab and why it’s worn.

“The literal meaning of hijab is to veil, to cover, or to screen. Islam is known as a religion concerned with community cohesion and moral boundaries, and therefore the hijab is a way of ensuring that the moral boundaries between unrelated men and women are respected,” said Chi.

She added, “In this sense, the term hijab encompasses more than a scarf and more than a dress code. It is a term that denotes modest dressing and modest behaviour. Wearing the hijab is a commandment from Allah. The majority of Muslim women wear hijab to obey God, and to be known as respectable women.

“The basic requirement of the hijab is that a Muslim woman should cover her head and ***** (chest) and her body. So in the last 30 years, hijab has emerged as a sign of Islamic consciousness and women’s assertion to obey their lord. A woman wearing hijab becomes a very visible sign of Islam.

“The aura of privacy created by hijab is indicative of the great value Islam places upon women. Therefore, hijab is not a symbol of oppression. The hijab does not prevent a woman from acquiring knowledge or from contributing to the betterment of human society. While those who seek to ban hijab refer to it as a symbol of gender-based repression, the women who choose to don a scarf, or to wear hijab, in the broadest sense of the word, view it as a right and not a burden,” she explained.

She said wearing the hijab has given her the freedom from constant attention to her physical self.

“My appearance is not subjected to scrutiny, my beauty, or perhaps lack of. Instead it has been removed from the realm of what can legitimately be discussed,” she said.

Chi comes from a world of beauty pageants where she once felt pressured to put down her hijab in exchange for a crown.

After understanding the true meaning behind the hijab, and why she wore a hijab as a Muslim woman, she decided to design a fashionable collection called Classic Woman—not the conventional headscarf, but rather, beautifully coloured pieces which bear intricate artwork. They can range from embroidery to sequins or even tie-dye. The sky is the limit when she puts her fashionable sense into motion.

Chi said the collection was inspired by both The Great Gatsby and the Renaissance eras of power dressing.

“My collection features designs showcasing the powerful but elegant and well-tailored woman.

Chi Collection’s trademark fabrics are soft, beautiful silks, chiffon, sequins, embroidery and bridal laces. Distinctive attributes are the colours scarlet red, white and black, in keeping with the classic fashion palette and to pay homage to my country as a Trinbagonian designer,” said Chi.

Her collection was launched in November 2015 at the Red Runway Fashion Gala held in Port-of-Spain. The collection will be available for purchase via Chi’s upcoming website.Read more at:www.marieaustralia.com/short-formal-dresses | www.marieaustralia.com/formal-dresses-2015
The Muslim ninja has walked out of a store after buying some things;
He notices a married couple getting robbed by two teen robbers who are ding-a-lings.

The Muslim ninja puts his groceries down and I'll tell you why;
He's gonna stop the teen robbers and that's no lie.

The Muslim ninja throws a shuriken in the first teen robber's hand that's holding a gun;
Watching that same teen robber drop his weapon is fun.

When the second teen robber is about to pick up the gun, the Muslim throws another shuriken in his hand;
The Muslim runs towards the robbers, jumps up, and kicks them in their heads, which is grand.

When the teen robbers are defeated, the married couple thank the Muslim ninja, which is true;
Stopping the robbery was a wonderful thing to do.

The Muslim ninja calls the police and doing that is right;
The Muslim ninja is always bright.

He takes the shurikens out of the teen robbers' hands, which is cool;
The teen robbers are also fools.

When the police arrive, they arrest the teen robbers, as you can see;
The Muslim ninja picks up his groceries and puts them in his car and I'm speaking honestly.

The Muslim ninja gets back in his car and drives away;
The teen robbers are going to jail and that's all I have to say.

— The End —