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Bryan E StJohn May 2018
A sad specimen is she
who dainty and small Used to be
pretty as the sun shining in
Now we dont know where her legs end
and her ****** belly begins
round and round round she go
she hit her forehead trying to reach her toes
Lies and stories she made up so crude

But at least in this post she didnt mention FOOD

walkin past us in court all single file
it was she left potholes in the floors tile

Hateful and mean lies she must pass

prolly why hubby all up in the neighbors ***

Saw Baby daddy Number one outside of the jail

Told us crotch ROTTEN so he had to bail

Once so pretty the cream of the CROP

Now Miss Piggy just waiting for some SLOP

Little pig little pig LET me IN

*** Mommy I wish i was THIN

Thoughts of thinner days do begin to LINGER

she wasnt payin attention and chewed off her finger!

Megan is Ragin the worst of the "ANtis"

Also the one wearin the biggest ******* *******

#FKKOUTTAHEREWITHDATBUUULLSHIT!
About a fat girl who used to be skinny who is now angry at the world
Your body is very descriptive yeah physically eye can see you're **** as fukk.
But eye need something that will stimulate my third eye (mind). Provide me with nourishment that will feed my thoughts. Gwithoutrains with out given me brains yes eye love when you give me head intelligently. Take off those garments slowly disrobing your self ,mentally. Yeah ythanre sexier then a ***** fukka without those insecurities. Reveal to how your **** brain curves.Your comforting words provide energy,that pull me closer into your celestial currents as eye gravitate deeper into the dephts of your black hole. Eye plunge into your socket tapping into the rare treasures you hold hostage behind those castle walls. Leaving you naked and exposed. Eye need you to plug me in so that I may connect with your soul.
Mike T Minehan Jan 2018
Give me succor!
Yes I need a lot of succor because
I went down to my word factory today
and there was no one there.
They just walked off the job!
So how am I supposed
to write anything meaningful?
Eh? Words fail me!

But if nobody gives me succor
and I’ve gotta set up my own Succor Center,
there could be some serious misunderstandings,
like, you better give me some succor
or I fukka you up right now.
Yes. There are people out there like that.
And others who want you to toss their salad
not to mention those who think I said sucker
instead of succor and that I'm asking for
some sloppy top. What?

But hey! I’m not going to stay silent and suffer.
So now I’ve designed a T shirt
with How About Some Succor? on the front
and I’m going to wear this and try to sell these
and see what happens.
I might even get some succor after all.
Or something.


Mike T Minehan

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