"crump" poems
Red
Bed
Lead
Head
Gob
Rob
Sob
Mob
Flit
Fit
Bit
Writ
Ooze
Cruise
Choose
Lose
Glut
****
Rut
Mutt
Ace
Race
Space
Face
Haze
Craze
Daze
Maze
Crump
****
Dump
Slump
Wipe
Ripe
Snipe
Tripe
Dub
Grub
Tub
Hub
Gnaw
Draw
Flaw
Saw
Gape
Ape
Tape
Vape
Lick
Sick
Nick
Pick
Flop
Plop
Drop
Mop
Age
Rage
Sage
Page
Bend
Tend
Mend
End
Dec 21, 2015
Dec 21, 2015 at 5:02 PM UTC
KABUL, Afghanistan
scorching sun
phantoms of heat
drifting above the roadway
Col. Geoff Parker, 42
"rising star"
perched in the command vehicle
proudly on guard
Taliban
wild rush -- crump
waves of heat and fire
spinning debris
"This barbaric act of aggression"
anger and outrage
desert wind flutters
tattered and scorched fatigues
"It's always unfortunate"
reek of charred flesh
guttering flames
unfortunate
Aug 24, 2010
Aug 24, 2010 at 9:09 AM UTC
1.
Donald John Trump
Just sits on his ****
As his deplorables feast
On whatever he tweets
2.
Donald John Trump
Is wicked and plump
But not nice and fat
Just more an ******
3.
Donald John Trump
Has a **** that's a stump
Women won't take him to bed
So he grabs their ******* instead
4.
Donald John Trump
Owns a golden sewage pump
Except it can't keep pace
With all the **** from his face
5.
Donald John Trump
Is a cancerous lump
On America's nose
That really must go
6.
Donald John Trump
Never gets a fist bump
His hands are so small
We can't find them at all
7.
Donald John Trump
Is a foul putrid clump
Who makes us quite sick
Bragging about the size of his ****
8.
Donald John Trump
Really likes to ****
Women without their consent
And he'll never repent
9.
Donald John Trump
Is a mean old grump
Who tells people they're stupid
But we know who the fool is
10.
Donald John Trump
It'd be best if he jumped
From the top of his tower
Since he's always so glower
11.
Donald John Trump
Is a dim witted chump
Whose head is quite large
Though Russia put him charge
12.
Donald John Trump
Likes to take a dump
On hookers while snorting blow
Many people are saying so
13.
Donald John Trump
Is in a terrible slump
He can't even enjoy his throne
Because the press won't leave him alone
14.
Donald John Trump
Only wants to flump
In a chair with women kneeling
After a long hard day of stealing
15.
Donald John Trump
His voice makes a crump
Like the sound of an engine
Or last breath of a dying pigeon
16.
Donald John Trump
Would never date a frump
Just nines and tens
Preferably ones who're quite dim
17.
Donald John Trump
Has just a cold swampy sump
But unlike humans no heart in his chest
He still says it's the best
18.
Donald John Trump
Is a clownish orange schlump
Who said he'd make America great
But just stoked up a lot of hate
19.
Donald John Trump
Always gives a nasty thump
To anyone who disagrees
Or gives facts to counter lies he believes
Jan 25, 2017
Jan 25, 2017 at 12:03 PM UTC
*editations
and cut-paste'ations
menegeration upon menageralteration
repetitertiary reprehensetic alliteritis
verbummers, wordumbers, succumbers
a vastacious pitopotumus of editrocity and creatensity
flowbabbling biblications of tongue-twist'toxification
mounternations of bit-piecery with bit-bitty sensatsory
pile-up-ifications of crump,wrink,an’throwawaytions
snowballify, goodbye'ify, and then sigh
sigh and scrawlify
until….
until a ranktankerous suckopolis emergifies*
Jul 7, 2015
Jul 7, 2015 at 12:19 PM UTC
Bullies
By: Ben Crump
I feel their judging glares
As i am walking down the hall they stare
People boasting about themselves,
But i sit back and conceal
I hear the people talking behind my back
Being hit with a brick, but i try to stay on track
The ones who pass me
They don't know my story
But they will never know
How much it can hurt
It starts to get worse
Teasing turns to bullying
Pushing me when they notice me
Their intentions unknown
I try to ignore them
But they just get harder
It starts to turn more physical
They start to hit me
I feel the bruises forming
I try to tell the counselors
They say “There probably just playing”
I try to tell my parents
They say “You’re overreacting”
Stress builds up in me
I cry myself to sleep
My grades start to drop
The pain keeps growing
I try to tell them to stop
But they just get harder
One by one they join
My friends see right past it
One day we got in a fight
Throwing punches, pow, slap
It ended up badly for me,
On the floor bleeding
The color of the blood
Was a rising sun
The blood was gushing out
As fast as a geyser
I laid there for what felt like hours
But it was only minutes
I pick myself up out of a puddle of blood
Excruciating pain rushed through my body
The fighters were gone
I limp and wadle my way
To some help, because i can't stay
I crawled my way to the nearest door
I juggled the handle
It didn't move
I try the next the door, the same happens
I start to panic
Fear spikes through me
Blood still spilling
I let out a scream
Blood curdling scream pierced the silence
Echoing through the halls
I start to hear footsteps
They were coming closer
I start to black out
The last thing i saw was a face
I wake up in a hospital bed
An IV stuck to my arm
Stitches everywhere
Bandages everywhere
My mom walks in
She sees i am awake
She says i am going to be ok
But am i truly
The police rule the injuries as just an accident
When i heard that i was enraged
I try to tell everyone it wasn’t
But they don't believe me
I don't know what happens
In the outside world
Because i am attached in a hospital bed
I start to become transparent
I start losing friends
The doctor prescribes me opioids
Hoping addiction doesn't add to injury
I take them anyways
Because i can't bear the pain
Yes it sounds like i am whining
But i am telling my story for a reason
Bullying is the worst thing in our schools
And only you can stop it
I know i will remember everything
And i hope they will never forget
Because i now have scars for life
And am in a hospital bed
At the age of 14
May 3, 2018
May 3, 2018 at 12:36 AM UTC
Remembrance Day / Veterans' Day - 3
Bad Morning, Viet-Nam
No music calls a teenager to war;
There is no American Bandstand of death,
No bugles sound a glorious John Wayne charge
For corpses floating down the Vam Co Tay
No rockin’ sounds for all the bodies bagged
No “Gerry Owen” to accompany
Obscene screams in the hot, rain-rotting night.
Bullets do not **** Mortars do not crump.
There is no rattle of musketry.
The racket and the horror are concussive.
Men – boys, really – do not choose to die,
“Willingly sacrifice their lives,” that lie;
They just writhe in blood, on a gunboat deck
Painted to Navy specifications.
Nov 5, 2017
Nov 5, 2017 at 4:02 PM UTC
Bad Morning, Viet-Nam
No music calls a teenager to war;
There is no American Bandstand of death,
No bugles sound a glorious John Wayne charge
For corpses floating down the Vam Co Tay
No rockin’ sounds for all the bodies bagged
No “Gerry Owen” to accompany
Obscene screams in the hot, rain-rotting night.
Bullets do not whiz. Mortars do not crump.
There is no thin rattle of musketry.
The racket and the horror are concussive.
Men – boys, really – do not choose to die,
“Willingly sacrifice their lives,” that lie;
They just writhe in blood, on a gunboat deck
Painted to Navy specifications.
May 28, 2017
May 28, 2017 at 2:30 PM UTC