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Trevon Haywood Dec 2016
This past year was a ******
Looking back, it kinda makes me wonder
How it came and went and **** near took everyone under
Its crazy out here and even though it was tough
I'ma run it back, this is 2016 Rap Up

Denver won the Super Bowl, Cam came up short
Leo got his Oscar and El Chapo got caught
They got mosquitoes with the Zika, so don't get bit
Peyton and Kobe Bryant both called it quits
I gotta admit, Fam, I get mad as ****
When I swipe my card and they say "No, You gotta use your chip"
**** Daniel, "Hamilton" was lit
Who let Kanye West get 53 million in debt?
And Rihanna went to work without taking a pause
ISIS popping and y'all worried about bathroom laws?!?
Come on, fam
How that sound?
So we out here standing up
Just so y'all can sit down?
Warriors went on a streak and then they got served
Panda was a hit and we couldn't understand the words
Huh, and Khaled kept snapping
These youngins keep mumbling
I guess y'all call that rapping
I've seen "Stranger Things", come on dude
Y'all out here shooting gorillas and punching kangaroos
Janet Jackson pregnant at 50, dog
So for you ol' broads, there might be some hope for y'all
I ain't throwing shade, it ain't that deep
**** I don't want nobody out here ******* with me in these streets
Then Birdman ran up on Charlamagne
And Lil' Wayne still not 'puttin' respect on his name'
Michael left Kelly trying to get paid
But the world stopped when Beyonce dropped Lemonade
She slayed, and over-shared
And ya'll still trying to find out about 'Becky with the good hair.'
As far as questions, I got one
"Hey Hov and B, is y'all finished or is y'all done?"
Son, I don't know if it was fake
I know KD did the running man challenge all the way to Golden State
The whole year made no sense
Dog, we live in a world without Muhammad Ali and no Prince
Then Gucci came home
And he looked so different y'all was like, "naw, that's got to be a clone"
Y'all was glued to y'all phones
And LeBron got it done for the Cavs and brought the chip back home
Snapchatting all over the place
I swear to God, if I see one more girl with a dog on her face
It was a sad year for sure
Instead of being woke though
Y'all wanted to play Pokemon Go!
And rap got weird, should we be concerned?
Young **** in a dress, Yung Joc got a perm
And everybody was in the Presidential race
Ryan Lochte, Oh he gets the Michael Phelps' face
Game and Meek beefing, Hillary and Trump
Kap took a knee, T.I., Brad Pitt got dumped
And Trump said he going to build a wall on the border
Ya'll will probably go to flip bottles water
The snow storm had the East underground
The kept shooting black men but wouldn't shoot killer clowns
They kept telling us to use our voices
Knowing **** well they ain't really give us no choices
Get an iPhone with no headphone cord
Or get a Galaxy and go and meet the Lord
See they go low, and we go high
You only got two friends. Why you trying to go Live?
I'ma miss the Obamas, I don't wanna see them go
My prayers to everyone that we lost in Orlando
The Oscars were so white they had to get Chris Rock
And the album of the year had to be Anderson.Paak
Cubs finally Won, Usain was on fire
Melania Trump hired the wrong ghostwriter
I'm petty with the manners
'Cuz I think Kim K. got robbed by Joanne the Scammer
Ooouuu
Biters keep testin' me
They making rappers, but they ain't got the recipe
Huh, Yeah that's facts
Shout to Young M.A. for bringing New York back
And I hear y'all talking about "Kanye is fine"
Well to us it look like Kanye done lost his mind
Cowboys kept ballin', them boys in the zone
Bryson Tiller came along, kept telling us "Don't"
I'm highly favored
I clap back on my haters
I be the beans, greens, potatoes, tomatoes
The mannequin challenge, oh, that's how y'all feel?
The World moving dog, we can't just stand still
Beyonce made sure y'all got in formation
One time for Phife Dawg from the Zulu Nation
Did Drake bag J.Lo? I say kinda
But y'all was all up in arms over Rob and Chyna
And that's a new level of female pimping
Biggest L of the year goes to Hillary Clinton
You ask me, man, I thought she had it made
You ask me now, ****, I think we all got played
Another sign of the times
And now the whole World laughing at us, sounding like ChewbaccaMom
2016 was a bully and a punk
On top of that, now we gotta deal with Donald Trump?
Pardon me, as I vent
Bro, we made a reality star the President
And that just makes me sick
Talking about, "We gotta give him a chance." Naw
I ain't got to give him ****
It's going to be hard to cope
Because you can't have progress, dog, if you don't have hope
More pros, less rookies
And if America's ours, how we let it get grabbed by the *****?
They say I sound mad, off the cuff
Oh, I sound mad? Y'all don't sound mad enough
So from here on out, we gotta set the tone
Y'all protect yourself and protect your own
And way too many people got called back home
2016 you can go, and I'm glad you're gone
Felt like a long bad dream
I'm wishing you love and life, Welcome to 2017.

Skillz 12/31/2016.
leechyna Sep 2020
'''Year is 2096
Am watching the sunset with grandkids 🌇
I lie to them I was one of the freedom fighter; maumau😂😂
General chyna to be precise
Tell them about Messi and Ronaldo
They won't believe me but would show them our picture
I kissing their grandma
And just like that I would kiss them goodbye'''
leechyna Feb 2022
r"Here's your bill sire🥲
Don't forget to greet your wife at home
She may be ill to let you stay all night on drowny rice wine😂"
Waitress wakes me up

I pity her
She couldn't remember
She was once one night stand
Pays the bill and drug myself home
Its broken
leechyna Dec 2021
There won't be tomorrow sir...
why don't you have a glance of heaven
for once
leechyna Feb 2022
He drank the coolest tequilla
What they call "the killer"
The boy had the gut
Poor him
He never got drunk
All the memories he wanted to forget
Had the control

He never knew how hard it was to be sober
leechyna Jan 2020
Another shot comes
Another world starts to create itself
The barmaid I saw being ugly
Now she is queen of beauty
I think this is the drink they drunk in Cana of Galilee
Tomorrow  looks so far but,
I have john walker to walk me home
Chalsey Wilder Mar 2014
I'll feel the same anyway
There's no changing it
I said I'd be polite
That's the best I can do
And I'll tell the truth

You think I'm ******* rude??!
COME SEE ME!
Not your ******* mom and dad
You are a grown *** man
You're my uncle
I didn't go to my mom about this
I came to you!
This **** was between me and you
Not my grandmother or grandfather
If you had a problem with me, don"t go to someone else about it
COME SEE ME!

i don't give a **** if you're mad
****,
Talk to me about it and I'll tell you the ******* truth
I'll be straight up with you

I wasn't being rude when I told you I didn't like you
I gave you obvious hints that I didn't like you
Then I finally tell you, and you're ******* mad?

HA!

I didn't realize you'd be so **** childish
You ran to your parents about this
I didn't run to my mom about this
You said to her you got a ******* rude daughter

If you've got something to say to me, ******* say it to my face where I can hear it
Not behind my back
To everyone that's not me
You made the business between you and me everybody in the family business
But
I knew you'd do this
I ******* knew

How trivial

I know the truth stings
someone once gave me the truth
And it stung like hell

Now I'm dishing it out, and I feel better doing it
Now I know how chyna felt when she told me the truth
But at least she came straight to me about it just like I went straight to him about it

I hate people like that
You'll tell them straight up how you feel about them, but they'll go to someone else about how they feel about it, about you

People need to break the politeness and cut to the chase
If you don't like someone please tell them after confirming that you don't like them
Stop being fake
At least I'm trying to be real
And sometimes I'm scared to be real and honest with someone, because people absolutely hate seeing the truth sometimes

But be honest
Be real

That's what I'm trying to be instead of some fake wanna-be
Talking about my uncle again. But honestly I hate people who do this, I'd rather you be real with me than do some **** like this.
As I say some people are ****** dickfaces
banned for
bored
in
in the 4D.... v        sorry?
wait?
now i carry the god's throne
one armed with god's crown
i am the throne of
god
and jesus was the crown
of god
let's leave it at that
now scepter
now more....
just the crown jesus
i am matthew i have to carry
god's throne
oh jesus!
*******!
what's the term for ladybirth
in Polish...
oh ****** is getting pimped!
i mean...
thank matthew for being wed...
scowl scalps...
i'm collecting...
like foreskins
i mean the ***** got crazy
Oscar...
Quaran...
the cats
prized Police
and Philosophers and Datelines
i mean...
two cat mafia
quarus and oscar
talking to Bella...
the dog queen the ***** Queen

three heads soft
the long nugget...

            o little whiff of the big oH
like oh oh oooh oh oh...
sorry: what?
forgot your accent
i literally thought dyslexic
girls and boys were excluded
from the bilingual race...
Chyna...
sorry:
the girl she says shes
28
there's an autistic Frankenstein coming
i promise
and she's 2 years shy of a PHD in engineering...
she's dyslexic...
so she can never be bilingual...
so she's telling the truth
she's EXCEPTIONAL
dyslexic never bilingual
she has AHDH
i mean... she has a therapist... listen CHYNA...
i'm schizophrenic
psychadelic...
yes Chyna:
you're a tall girl
you're bright
and educated being educated is a darkness
you are bright from what you learned:
rather than absorbed:
you are so traveled well:
i could hide:
you impress me but
what glitters is not diamond
but also rust
you
and you alone are also my daughter
now i feel
i rather not think
i imagine a world
of double-think
yes
but also the Buddhist temptation
of not-think
quickened dimension....

         there is a burden on the mentor
seeing how you seem to have so many
and an easy life
i just wonder Chyna
why you you
have it so easy?

      Chyna: i wonder...
is that an African girl asking me...
she was this
one day
that another
playing monkey sinner pole
no dance typo pawn-graphy...
   the idea of owing someone else's
possessions on a discount:
the tingly feel of possession:
rather than money...
to understand money
with the aid of possession...
you talk money to me
and i will tell you of: possession...

         i can bet you
blind in Poker
that after the last shifts at the THFC.... stadium:
i ate and bought and freed all the angst:
a playhouse for my stepdaughter
of the many rejected suitors
in flesh
of girls and scared women...
then i saw my eyes and forgot
my mouth and tongue
i sacrificed my tongue...
Odin... says:
i sacrificed my tongue
having learned two...
to have both eyes of thought and memory
i have
i gave up my tongue to be silent
i second hung the hangman
and the christianity with
Judas as the Spearhead
rather than St. Peter
or St. Paul...
there would not be a St. Michael
without a St. Paul
but an Arch Angel Michael with a Judas would be...

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