They reshuffled the deck but the jokers stayed,
Same old faces, just freshly displayed.
Lammy’s got justice, Rayner’s got none,
Stamp duty scandal? Oh, what fun!
Starmer’s got vision - blurred at the edges,
Tough on boats, soft on pledges.
Angela’s out, the barracks are in,
Asylum seekers boxed like sardines in tin.
Farage is back with his Reform rave,
Shouting 'freedom!' from a taxpayer cave.
Vaccine deniers on conference stage,
Britannia’s lost it, swallowed the rage.
King Charles hosts Trump at Windsor’s gate,
A second state visit? Bit late, mate.
The blimp’s deflated, the pomp’s still loud,
We roll out red carpets for the wrong crowd.
Reeves says the economy’s not broke,
Just bent, dented, and wrapped in smoke.
They tax your toast, they tax your tears,
Then toast themselves with private beers.
Oi! You lot in suits and spin,
We’re not your pawns, we’re kin and skin.
We want truth, not polished lies,
Not budget cuts in glitter disguise.
So here’s to the punks, the poets, the proud,
To shouting back, not joining the crowd.
Let’s scribble our slogans on Number 10’s gate,
And dance through the chaos before it’s too late.
With a nod towards Ian Drury with this one