I just seen my footprints In the snow Good lord! I walk funny Like the left leg Doesn't like the right And won't look it in the eye The problem is the hip Denuded of articulate cartilage The grind and weakness Make my gait so obvious If it gets much worse I'll be walking round in circles Getting more pathetic Like an inverted turtle When I look down At the frosty prints It's really quite a shock If you want to know what time it is It's always nine o clock.