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Here we are on the brink of Quits Day,
Say well and bye
with tears Mrs May,
at end of May Day,
Will today we know how our future will sway
The duffer, the bluffer,
the UK with the muffler
Which one of these party member will have a June,
summer summit day?
By Angel. XJ. 24/05/2019
Marilyn Heavens Oct 2018
Twenty third June twenty sixteen
The biggest vote we’d ever seen
Results are in and Brexit win
and many say it’s such a sin
Those who voted not to leave
This news they just could not believe

Sore losers showed their  bitter anguish
soon from Europe we would vanish
Let’s vote again remainers say
'No vote again' says Theresa May

Our country voted in or out
and voted out without a doubt
The apple cart tipped on its head
Britain in Europe would soon be dead
Now Brexit was born the following morn.
This beautiful kingdom from Europe be torn

Remainers are mad while leavers are glad
Great Britain is out there is no doubt
So shut up remainers, accept what is done
We voted together and Brexit won
Peter Balkus Sep 2017
Hooray, hooray,
Theresa Mad.
MARK RIORDAN Jun 2017
BRITAIN HAD BREXIT NOW
BRITAIN IS NOW HUNG
OH MY GOD THERESA MAY
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE



NOW AFTER BREXIT THERESA MAY YOU SHOULD
HAVE KNOWN HOW THE PEOPLE WOULD VOTE
NOW YOU ARE IN TROUBLE THERESA MAY
UP THE THEMS WITHOUT A BOAT



NOW YOU HAVE TO RUN GOVERNMENT
WITH POLITICIANS YOU DON'T LIKE
I REALLY NOW THINK THERESA MAY
YOU WILL BE ON YOUR BIKE



SO THE MORAL OF THE STORY
IS NEVER SIT BACK AND GLOAT
BECAUSE YOU NEVER EVER KNOW
HOW THE U.K. CITIZENS WILL VOTE
YOU WOULD OF THOUGHT THAT ALL POLITICIANS WOULD HAVE LEARNT A LESSON FROM BREXIT. MAYBE NOT.
Jessica Connelly May 2017
Vote Corbyn,
Let's make him win,
He's the man for the job,
We don't want the Tory snob
To sell off our NHS, she's not fit to negotiate any deal for Brexit,
We need her to exit
Number ten,
She's lying again,
Corbyn has planned the budget for the labour manifesto,
Yet on this, May is still being slow,
She says she's strong and stable,
Yet we are able
To see she's actually weak and wobbly,
The opposite of what she claims to be,
She wasn't going to call a snap election,
Again she's gone in the opposite direction,
Corbyn wants to make a brighter future for all,
He doesn't want any of us to fall,
He cares for the homeless, he wants to abolish tuition fees,
This is what our country needs,
He's a terrorist sympathiser I hear you say,
Yet for May to sell weapons to Saudi is perfectly okay?
He's explained himself and answered all questions given,
He's a man who is very driven,
She's Tory through and through,
For the elite and few,
She's all for bringing back the barbaric act, she likes to fox hunt,
I, alongside many others, think she's a ****,
Corbyn is down to earth, a friendly man,
Many say they don't think he can
Run this country too well,
I think I'd rather have him do his best than be in a land of Tory hell,
He'll do us well,
He'll do us proud,
I'm a Corbyn supporter
And I'll shout it loud.
Paul Butters Mar 2017
Nicola Sturgeon
Needs no urging.
Scottish trouble,
Let’s burst her bubble.
She wants to split the UK
And make it rubble.
Theresa May thinks she’s the dregs.
The papers? They only ask,
(Nicola and Theresa) -
Who’s got the better legs?

Paul Butters
From a Suggestion by Norman Stevens, who perhaps recalled an old RAF song about sturgeons...

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