My Friends: "Oh, but being short makes you look so cute!"
Me: "Really? cute?"
My Friends: "Yes!"
Me: "I'd rather be hot. Like, I'm not trying to get adopted at the pet store."

Cooking turns into a workout
Because I have to climb the counters.

Being called "cute"
Starts to sound like an insult.

You know you're small when
Your sister's friends say "at least
I'm taller than her"

And when your sporty
Friend says "hey, you weigh the same
As my deadlift weight"

And when your parents
Always send your little sis
To reach the top shelf

At the very least
You're never be too big for a
Bed or car backseat