...with your beer-laden breath.
(sonnet #MMMMMMMDXL)
If owly-eyed is cute, then hug me hence.
But all I've got in suitors are in pale
Excuse, erm, rogues; these steal my kisses, frail
As aught retort, "you asked for it!" What thence?
Where did the fellows I knew for intents
Back in my youth go? Why but scoundrels' scale
Of int'rest now?! Why pray for love t'avail,
And find the LORD's forgotten me? oh whence?
Meet guys online???! Yes, laugh so hard that your
Sides ache, and they are wicked like whom to
My face think having *** the fourth date'd cure
Our young relationship. What shall I do?!
I pray, and rot away. O LORD, why's poor
I ask for fruit, for children? Hear me too?
29Nov18b
Men's favourite query on eharmony is: "Are you physically affectionate in relationships?" So I finally retorted with: "Do you wear your underwear on your head?"