i was delighted
when i first heard
michael jackson had died
men who sleep with little boys
and spend copious amounts of time
with them are always pedophiles
that is generally how it works,
but only all the time
soon after, people were posting
about this great loss
on a website i used to post at
they were sad that the *******
was dead
i always thought it was stupid
how he named himself the king of pop
that was a title he gave himself
and pretty much everyone went along with it
even the parents of the little boys he molested
i told the people who were grieving the loss
of the king of *******
that when a man molests a child,
it cancels out everything else
he does in life,
but no one listened, they just got ******* at me
because albums like thriller
are more important than protecting children from abuse
then i told them that "people" who abuse children
are unfit for human life
they told me i was a sociopath
then turned the conversation
back to how much they all loved thriller
and pepsi commercials
jeff bezos had the tip jars removed
from the amazon cafeteria
because an (overpaid) amazon executive
was told by the cafeteria workers he couldn't use the change
in the tip jar to pay for his order
(after he tried to pay with change from the tip jar)
he then complained to jeff
and jeff decided that the cafeteria workers
who make minimum wage shouldn't have a tip jar
if the tips weren't going to be used to pay
for rich amazon executives lunches
so the next time you place an order with amazon
because you love price fixed counterfeit merchandise so much
go out and apologize to every child and middle class
person that you are personally responsible for displacing
because you owe them a huge ******* apology.
jeff bezos is the biggest conman of the 21st century. and also a ****. and a total *******. too bad they don't do public hangings anymore.
there is no free lunch, only free one day shipping with prime.
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