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Waving
             My
                   Phone
                          Frantically
                              In
                      The
                Air
                      To
                            Get
             Service
I walk around outside most days with the horses across the street staring at me like I'm crazy while I'm trying to make a message send.
Forget them food stamps Jim-Bob
We nabbed ourselves a deer!
Quote from myself as I was driving my children to school one morning and watched two hillbillies lugging a deer onto the back of their truck.

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