where is the
*self appointed king
courtiers have noticed
the absence
all subjects
of the realm
await his not so
fond return
a royal
proclamation
didn't reach
the town crier
which hasn't caused
any concern
to they who live
in the kingdom's shire
should
the regent
grace them
with his presence
they wont be
feasting on
the finest ducks
and pheasants
two days
spent away
from the crown's
summer lodge
could the
******* up one
be doing
*a sidestepping dodge