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Trump's Boner (10W)
They pulled a boner
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With Trump's erection...
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I mean *Election*.
@francie-lynch
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Through the Ages
Classical Trumpism: *Judas makes a strong and powerful betrayal.*
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Neo-Classical-Trumpism: *Adolph
@francie-lynch
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Bang... whimper (10w)
"Hawking's dead?
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That makes me the smartest guy alive!"
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Donald
@francie-lynch
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To a Lion Whose Saltire Lost its Bite
You strayed independent across my unlaid path
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impressing me with a hideaway around the thistles /
@anthony-williams
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The Who-Gee Boo-Gee Man
Have you met the Who-Gee Boo-Gee Man?
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He scammed fig leafs in the garden,
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And loin cloth in Otto
@francie-lynch
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Ode to Skin
The hair is almost normalized,
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The hands we hardly notice,
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Real news is, with my ensemble,
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A r
@francie-lynch
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Must Be Donald
Who's comb-over looks like shite?
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Donald's comb-over looks like shite.
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Who scared us shitless el
@francie-lynch
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#45
Draw an asterisk,
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Then enlarge it,
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Til it's the size of an asshole.
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Then frame it and name it
@francie-lynch
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Yanking a Thread
He's pulled the wool over our eyes,
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But there's a thread I can yank;
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The fabric will unravel; /
@francie-lynch
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Rushmore Tears
I'll scale the hairs of Lincoln's beard,
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Leap to the bridge of Roosevelt's nose,
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Balance on Jeff
@francie-lynch
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Mr. Orangutan
Red herrings tend to be trustworthy,
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But lead us astray.
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Orange orangutans are trustworthy:
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If
@francie-lynch
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Is There a Doctor in the House(10W)
We need a biopsy
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To diagnose hypocrisy
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In American Democracy.
@francie-lynch
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We Candu Too
We're mostly gregarious and polite,
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Like most of you.
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We too have our diplomatic trips 'n bumps;
@francie-lynch
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Five Ways To Undo The Don
Four you already know,
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But I can't, I won't,
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Put them in writing... allegedly.
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The Fifth is my
@francie-lynch
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Rhetorical Enigma Riddle (10W)
What's the difference between
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Bigots and the POTUS?
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(space provided)
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___________________
@francie-lynch
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Faeces Face
I take umbrage
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At comparing
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The POTUS
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To a lying piece of crap.
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I've experienced crap, lots
@francie-lynch
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Resign (8W and one exclamation mark)
resign
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Resign
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REsign
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RESign
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RESIgn
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RESIGn
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RESIGN
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PLEASE!
@francie-lynch
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The Oral Office
There's movement afoot.
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Occupants and sycophants
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Are scattering
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From the Rainbow Rooms
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To th
@francie-lynch
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Cellophane Clothes
Parading past in the emperor's robe,
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I looked with wonder at the fool,
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Left, right, right left,
@francie-lynch
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Complicity
If you're complicit
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It's not illicit
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To keep your mouth closed.
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But, know you this,
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When wom
@francie-lynch
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Donald the Long-Nosed POTUS
You know Cohen and Ellis,
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Powel and McEnany,
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Hutchison, Meadows,
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And soon, Giuliana;
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But try
@francie-lynch
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Op-Ed Fred
There once was a man named Pence
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Who covered his boarders with fence
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He voted for Trump
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To giv
@dapunnisher
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The Tower of Babel
From the Tower of Babel,
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Being chiselled in stone,
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Come forth new commandments
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To appease the
@francie-lynch
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Half Hearted, Full Mast
I did errands today
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and I was confused
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Something was wrong, astray
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I mused
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I settled into th
@thekristinwest
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Lines to Trigger NPCs
capitalize it
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punctuate it
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then . . . **// s p a c e it
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s a y it /**
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to their gray faces
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t
@connecthook
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