#45 poems on Hello Poetry

ConnectHook Oct 2018

capitalize it
punctuate it

       then . . .         //  s p  a   c    e    it
                                      s a y  it /
                                        to their gray faces

this is REVOLUTION baby

fall down prostrate in adoration
plead for mercy before the throne
of your orange Cheeto lord
worship 45
you owe your soul to him

(your owner/father-figure)
your president
mix-master D.J.
is wiser than you
that's why he is
president of your nation-state

so sorry about the will of 55%
of the amurican people

now dance

to your D.J.
like good NPCs

god bless amurica 45

I am sorry that God's will is done
please don't swear or be upset

#npcs #nonplayingcharacters #dehumanization #amurica #45

Francie Lynch Oct 2018

Yanking a Thread

He's pulled the wool over our eyes,
But there's a thread I can yank;
The fabric will unravel;
We will see again.

#orangeface #impeachmenteve #notabovethelaw #45 #realdonaldtrump #donaldtrump #trump #lies #fakenews #foxnewsandfriends

Francie Lynch Oct 2018

Prophecy

POTUS
SCOTUS
Halitosis
By the pricking of my thumb,
Something wicked this way's come.

A big nod to Will

#trump #45 #realdonaldtrump #supremecourt #brettkavanagh

Francie Lynch Aug 2017

Resign (8W and one exclamation mark)

resign
Resign
REsign
RESign
RESIgn
RESIGn
RESIGN
PLEASE!

His presidency is a CAPITAL crime, and the word is looming bigger.

#trump #resistance #45 #therrealdonaldtrump #foxnewsandfriends #impeachmenteve #notabovethelaw

Francie Lynch Sep 2018

A Poet's Primer

Words That Rhyme With Trump

Lump:     as in ***** grabbing
****:    as in ***** grabbing
****:     as in his oversized ****
Plump:    as in his oversized ****
Frump:    as in his long red tie
Clump:    as in his vain comb-over
Grump:   as in his tweets: SAD SAD SAD
Chump:   as in the electorate
Slump:    as in his popularity
Stump:    as in understanding Unishid Sshtashs
Dump:    as in the Mid-terms

Mugwump: as in this word speaks for itself.

#realdonaldtrump #45 #trumppoem #trump

Francie Lynch Sep 2018

The Body Politic

Every living body has a digestive system
That ends with an *******.
The body politic is no exception.

#realdonldtrump #45 #trumppoem #trump #foxnewsandfriends #impeachmenteve #notabovethelaw

Francie Lynch Dec 2017

Complicity

If you're complicit
It's not illicit
To keep your mouth closed.
But, know you this,
When women are dissed
With words like ***** and **,
You're surely committing
Sins of omission,
From your head
Down to your toes.
You left no doubt,
When you didn't speak out,
You're spineless
And missing marrow.

I'm not worthy either to throw a stone.

#complicit #complicity #billybush #trump #45 #foxnewsandfriends

Francie Lynch Mar 2018

Bang... whimper (10w)

"Hawking's dead?
That makes me the smartest guy alive!"
Donald

RIP Stephen Hawking

#stephenhawking #trump #satire #resistance #fakenews #45 #foxnewsandfriends

Francie Lynch Apr 2018

Five Ways To Undo The Don

Four you already know,
But I can't, I won't,
Put them in writing... allegedly.
The Fifth is my favorite.
Adrift on the Bering Strait,
On an ice flow,
Followed by habitat strained
Polar Bears.
(We'll give him an oar)
Upon landing on the opposite shore,
To be met
By a voracious, ferocious,
And *******,
Russian bear.

Five is probably too low a number.

#orangeface #impeachmenteve #notabovethelaw #trump #trumppoem #impeachment #presidenttrump #resistance #45 #foxnewsandfriends

Francie Lynch May 2018

Must Be Donald

Who's comb-over looks like *****?
Donald's comb-over looks like *****.
Who scared us shitless election night?
Donald scared us shitless election night.
Election night. Looks like *****.
Must be Donald.
Must be Donald.
Must be Donald, Donald Trump

Who's got a tie that's long and red?
The Don has a tie that's long and red?
Who pays hookers to **** on beds?
The Don pays hookers to **** on beds.
**** on beds. Long and red.
Election night. Looks like *****.
Must be Donald.
Must be Donald.
Must be Donald, Donald Trump.

Who's got hands tiny and slight?
The Don has hands tiny and slight.
Who spews lies out day and night?
The Don spews lies out day and night.
Day and night. Tiny and slight.
**** on beds. Long and red.
Election night. Looks like *****.
Must be Donald.
Must be Donald.
Must be Donald, Donald Trump.

Who's got a vocab small and trite?
The Don has a vocab small and trite.
Who whines Fake News out of spite?
The Don whines Fake News out of spite.
Small and trite. Out of spite.
Day and night. Tiny and slight.
**** on beds. Long and red.
Election night. Looks like *****.
Must be Donald.
Must be Donald.
Must be Donald, Donald Trump.

Who likes tweeting SAD SAD SAD?
The Don likes tweeting SAD SAD SAD.
Who likes a spanking when he's bad?
The Don likes a spanking when he's bad.
Bad, bad, bad, SAD SAD SAD,
Small and trite. Out of spite.
Day and night. Tiny and slight.
**** on beds. Long and red.
Election night. Looks like *****.
Must be Donald.
Must be Donald.
Must be Donald, Donald Trump.

How many minions leave today?
So many so far went their way.
Comey, Priebus, Flynn and Bannon,
Tillerson, Spicer, Hope and Ryan.
Leave today. Gone their way.
Bad, bad, bad, SAD SAD SAD,
Small and trite. Out of spite.
Day and night. Tiny and slight.
**** on beds. Long and red.
Election night. Looks like *****.
Must be Donald.
Must be Donald.
Must be Donald, Donald Trump.

REPOST
If you know the Raffi song, "Must Be Santa," you'll get it.

#impeachmenteve #notabovethelaw #trumppoem #thedon #donaldtrump #thedonald #resistance #45