I am getting sick of people teasing me
I hate getting a phone call when I am out from ratbag people
Could be young could be old
Or even middle aged
They say on my answering machine you have warrant for an arrest for tax fraud
And I don't pay tax
I don't earn money
I am just a pensioner who believes in doing the right thing
I want the people who are responsible for that
To stop because I am not doing anything wrong
I know it is all Just a ****** scam because the police would come around to your house
I ain't stupid
But I wish this nonsense would stop
Scam scam ****** scam
That is all it is
But I can tell you now
I am not frauding the tax
I am just a poor pensioner
Who is trying to write poems and do art
I am not doing anything wrong
If I rang the number back I would be a victim of scam
And I don't want to be a victim
Of scam dudes
I get voices in my head saying to me hang on you ain't like us
You have to cope with us forever
I understand what is voices
I am not stupid or dumb
I hear my voices trying to bring back my old ******* the pants body when I haven't done that for ages
It is hard to be a family person
When people are trying to tease you but I can assure you I am
A cool family person
Please stop in any stretch of the imagination trying to pretend you are authority

Take one step forward
And two steps back.
Be sure you are following
The corporate track.
Pay out your earnings
Never give a ****
Now you are doing
The Uncle Sam Scam.

Bend right over and
Touch your own toes.
The politicians mostly can’t
And that’s how it goes.
They get their money
And big raises too.
Just like the CEOs
But none for you.

Take one step forward
And two steps back.
Be sure you are following
The corporate track.
Pay out your earnings
Never give a ****
Now you are doing
The Uncle Sam Scam.

Social Security funds
Came in mighty handy
When Georgie wanted war
And it was a dandy.
It made money for
His favorite buddies
And made our country’s rep
Murderously muddy.

Take one step forward
And two steps back.
Be sure you are following
The corporate track.
Pay out your earnings
Never give a ****
Now you are doing
The Uncle Sam Scam.

If you think more of CEOs
And big money corporations
Than you do of the people
Suffering in our nation
And you keep voting for jerks
And overrated hams
You are becoming champions
Of the Uncle Sam Scam.

never thought to see an advert for black magic
here on hello poetry

are they really a shaman
witchdoctor

or is it another tiresome scam
another tiresome scam

tiresome scam