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Ian Beckett Mar 2014
Llama for Lunch
Ian Beckett
Mar 2014
Alta cocina in Cochabamba for eight,
It’s llama for lunch accompanied by
An Andean black rice which I find
Is quinola, which is easy to like if
You are already committed to llama.
This llama for lunch in Paprika, is good
I wonder if gauchos lasso them from two
Meters, at least, to ensure, they don’t spit
This is why Blazing Saddles used cows,
Makes the movie more macho methinks.
It’s llama for lunch accompanied by
An Andean black rice which I find
Is quinola, which is easy to like if
You are already committed to llama.
This llama for lunch in Paprika, is good
I wonder if gauchos lasso them from two
Meters, at least, to ensure, they don’t spit
This is why Blazing Saddles used cows,
Makes the movie more macho methinks.
Thomas James Tom Mar 2020
Llama Love
Thomas James Tom
Mar 2020
Llama Love
Well I met her down in Oklahoma when I was just eighteen.
She really had it going on if you know what I mean.
She's my sweet little thing,
She's my sugar mama,
Hot dam! Why did I have to go and fall in love with a llama.
Well you know It felt so very wrong,
But she looked so very right.
I whispered in her ear,
"Do you wanna come over here tonight?"
She let out a neigh or whatever llamas say
Hot dam! little mama, I'm in love with a llama
Oh, now I'm banned from the zoo,
What will I do? Hotter than a sauna I love this llama.
Now I'm stuck in jail
I can't make bail.
Hot dam little mama
I'm in jail for stealing this llama.
By:Thomas James Tom
7/8/2019
Edited and revised 1/8/2020 by a very ****** man.
Well I met her down in Oklahoma when I was just eighteen.
She really had it going on if you know what I mean.
She's my sweet little thing,
She's my sugar mama,
Hot dam! Why did I have to go and fall in love with a llama.
Well you know It felt so very wrong,
But she looked so very right.
I whispered in her ear,
"Do you wanna come over here tonight?"
She let out a neigh or whatever llamas say
Hot dam! little mama, I'm in love with a llama
Oh, now I'm banned from the zoo,
What will I do? Hotter than a sauna I love this llama.
Now I'm stuck in jail
I can't make bail.
Hot dam little mama
I'm in jail for stealing this llama.
By:Thomas James Tom
7/8/2019
Edited and revised 1/8/2020 by a very ****** man.