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The Meat Man (A Christmas Carol)
Sketcher
Dec 2018
On the first day of Christmas, the meat man sent to me, a couple caps of some broken knees.
On the second day of Christmas, the meat man sent to me, two hands in gloves, and a couple caps of some broken knees.
On the third day of Christmas, the meat man sent to me, three killed friends, two hands in gloves, and a couple caps of some broken knees.
On the fourth day of Christmas, the meat man sent to me, four hundred herbs, three killed friends, two hands in gloves, and a couple caps of some broken knees.
On the fifth day of Christmas, the meat man sent to me, five ****** things, four hundred herbs, three killed friends, two hands in gloves, and a couple caps of some broken knees.
On the sixth day of Christmas, the meat man sent to me, six obese a-weighing, five ****** things, four hundred herbs, three killed friends, two hands in gloves, and a couple caps of some broken knees.
On the seventh day of Christmas, the meat man sent to me, seven palms a-skinning, six obese a-weighing, five ****** things, four hundred herbs, three killed friends, two hands in gloves, and a couple caps of some broken knees.
On the eighth day of Christmas, the meat man sent to me, eight grenades a-killing, seven palms a-skinning, six obese a-weighing, five ****** things, four hundred herbs, three killed friends, two hands in gloves, and a couple caps of some broken knees.
On the ninth day of Christmas, the meat man sent to me, nine babies relapsing, eight grenades a-killing, seven palms a-skinning, six obese a-weighing, five ****** things, four hundred herbs, three killed friends, two hands in gloves, and a couple caps of some broken knees.
On the tenth day of Christmas, the meat man sent to me, ten lords a-peeping, nine babies relapsing, eight grenades a-killing, seven palms a-skinning, six obese a-weighing, five ****** things, four hundred herbs, three killed friends, two hands in gloves, and a couple caps of some broken knees.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the meat man sent to me, eleven snipers sniping, ten lords a-peeping, nine babies relapsing, eight grenades a-killing, seven palms a-skinning, six obese a-weighing, five ****** things, four hundred herbs, three killed friends, two hands in gloves, and a couple caps of some broken knees.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the meat man gave to me, twelve brothers *******, eleven snipers sniping, ten lords a-peeping, nine babies relapsing, eight grenades a-killing, seven palms a-skinning, six obese a-weighing, five ****** things, four hundred herbs, three killed friends, two hands in gloves, and a couple caps of some broken knees.
On the second day of Christmas, the meat man sent to me, two hands in gloves, and a couple caps of some broken knees.
On the third day of Christmas, the meat man sent to me, three killed friends, two hands in gloves, and a couple caps of some broken knees.
On the fourth day of Christmas, the meat man sent to me, four hundred herbs, three killed friends, two hands in gloves, and a couple caps of some broken knees.
On the fifth day of Christmas, the meat man sent to me, five ****** things, four hundred herbs, three killed friends, two hands in gloves, and a couple caps of some broken knees.
On the sixth day of Christmas, the meat man sent to me, six obese a-weighing, five ****** things, four hundred herbs, three killed friends, two hands in gloves, and a couple caps of some broken knees.
On the seventh day of Christmas, the meat man sent to me, seven palms a-skinning, six obese a-weighing, five ****** things, four hundred herbs, three killed friends, two hands in gloves, and a couple caps of some broken knees.
On the eighth day of Christmas, the meat man sent to me, eight grenades a-killing, seven palms a-skinning, six obese a-weighing, five ****** things, four hundred herbs, three killed friends, two hands in gloves, and a couple caps of some broken knees.
On the ninth day of Christmas, the meat man sent to me, nine babies relapsing, eight grenades a-killing, seven palms a-skinning, six obese a-weighing, five ****** things, four hundred herbs, three killed friends, two hands in gloves, and a couple caps of some broken knees.
On the tenth day of Christmas, the meat man sent to me, ten lords a-peeping, nine babies relapsing, eight grenades a-killing, seven palms a-skinning, six obese a-weighing, five ****** things, four hundred herbs, three killed friends, two hands in gloves, and a couple caps of some broken knees.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the meat man sent to me, eleven snipers sniping, ten lords a-peeping, nine babies relapsing, eight grenades a-killing, seven palms a-skinning, six obese a-weighing, five ****** things, four hundred herbs, three killed friends, two hands in gloves, and a couple caps of some broken knees.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the meat man gave to me, twelve brothers *******, eleven snipers sniping, ten lords a-peeping, nine babies relapsing, eight grenades a-killing, seven palms a-skinning, six obese a-weighing, five ****** things, four hundred herbs, three killed friends, two hands in gloves, and a couple caps of some broken knees.
Tried a messed up parody.
Big Virge
Oct 2020
Bob Marley Made A Track...
That Done Explain THE FACTS... !!!
About THOSE Wearing... " Caps " …
Where IGNORANCE Makes STANDS … !!!!!
Secrets … Weakness …
BLATANT... HATRED …
RABID … Vapid …
Heads YES … VACANT … !!!
But For … The Cap …
That SHOWS Their Hand … !!!!!
ENEMIES … " Friendly " … ?!?
Thought Waves DEADLY … !!!
In Fact They Readily …
Move … UnsteadilY... !!!!!
From Girls To Guys …
They Wear THOSE Smiles … !!!
That Give You Signs … !!!
About Their GREEN Miles … !!!
Some CUT Themselves … !!!!!
For Their PAIN To Quell … ?!?
These Types AREN'T WELL … !!!!!!!
And Have Heads That SWELL … !!!!!!!!
So Their Cap's BIG … !!!
And Encompasses Things …
That HURT Their Heads … !!!!!
LIKE … Basic Sense... !!!
Others Wear Caps ….
That Leave Them TRAPPED … !!!
Kinda Like... " Homeland " …
"Which man am I ?
Wasn't I a good guy ?
I seem to have lied,
to myself for some time !
I feel as if I, am losing,
My Mind !"
NO CAP For Them … !!!
I Think... Jackets INSTEAD … !!!!!
Before Their PROBLEMS …
Cause Somebodies' DEATH … !!!!!
I Now Wear A CROWN … !!!!!!
So Throw Caps Around … !!!!!
To See Who Is DOWN …
And Who Starts To Frown …
When My Words Start To DROWN …
The Sounds of These CLOWNS … !!!
Who YES … Wear Hats …
On … CIRCUS Grounds …
Or Basically... CAPS … !!!
Stay With Me Now … !!!!
And DON'T Drift AWAY...............................
The Point That I Make …
Is Bob's Words Work TODAY … !!!
... New Age FAKES …. !!!
ALWAYS Trying to Play …
That They're … HUMANE... !!!
When They Move Like SNAKES … !!!
Spitting VENOM …. !!!
... ******* Blood ….. !!!!!!
Did I Mention … ?
... They're NO FUN … !!!!!
SLIMEY Movers … !!!!!
Caps For SHOOTERS …
Macks And GATS …
That Should Be CAPPED … !!!
But The Caps Most Wear …
Are … LESS Prepared …
For Words I Share …
That QUICKLY SNARE … !!!
Their … "Hidden Agendas" … ?!?
... Chicas And Fellas …
End Up Like MARCELLUS … !!!
LOCKED In DARKENED Cellars … !!!
CELLARS … of The MIND...
Where ALL They Remember...
Are Lines I've Designed … !!!
That … OPEN Their Eyes …
To What They DENY … !!!
Their FALLACY Worlds …
ESPECIALLY GIRLS … !!!
Who Now Seem To Prefer …
To Take Turns To Get...
...... BURNED ….. ?!!!?
When MEN DON'T Wear CAPS … !!!
Or What Some Call … " HATS " …
And Then Leave Them SPURNED …
When CLEARLY They YEARN …
For Them To … RETURN … !!!!!
I've Said It BEFORE … !!!
So I'll Say It AGAIN ….. !!!
Some Women Are ****** …
For … RABID Type Men … !!!
But Wear DIFFERENT Caps … ?
When Meeting REAL MAN … !?!
They Put Up … " An Act " …
And QUICKLY... RETRACT … !!!
I Used To Wonder WHY … ?
But Now I Recognise …
That Many Are NEEDY …
And DON'T Have STRONG MINDS … !!!
Especially THOSE … !!!
Who Have STRONG BEHINDS … !!!
That's Why They Like Guys …
Who DON'T Treat Them Nice … !?!
Because It Feels RIGHT … ?
To See That BLACK EYES...
And Their CHEATING Styles …
Comply With Their Vibe …
of Living … IN DENIAL … ?!?
… A CAP I DON'T WEAR … !!!
Cos' I'm NO LONGER SCARED … !!!
To Deal With … The TRUTH … !!!
DON'T Lie Down With Dogs …
Then They Cannot BITE YOU … !!!!!
YES ….. !!!
"Who Jah Bless, no man curse !
So, why are my brothers
wearing caps that, hurt !?!"
Cos' Their Heads Are TOO BIG … !!!
For Their Caps To Now FIT … !!!!!
No Wonder They're TRIGGERED … !!!
To Act Like … Go Figure … ?!?
Such Words I Now CAP …. !!!!!
Like … Financial Plans … !!!!!!
If It FITS You Should Wear It … !!!
Like … "Closet Racists" … !!!!!
Who THINK That They're Slick …
UNTIL Lyrics HIT …
The Spot That Gets HOT … !!!
Right UNDER Their Skin … !!!
And Under Their Collars … !!!
Til' They Start To HOLLA' … !!!!!
For MERCY That's WORTHY …
of These ***** GIRLIES … !!!!!
When Men REMOVE Thongs...
And HIT Their... G Spots … !!!
So Their Caps Get A LICK ...
of Their WET Juicy Lips … !!!!!
But DON'T Get CAUGHT In … !!!
The Web That They SPIN … !!!!!
Now Of Course Some ARE COOL … !!!!!
But … DON'T Be A FOOL … !!!
Spiders Spin Webs …
Where Insects Get TRAPPED … !!!
Just Like This POEM …
That Maps PAST These Traps.....
For Those Who FACE FACTS …
And Wear RIGHTEOUS Hats … !!!!!
Unlike THOSE Who Have HOLES …
That EXPOSE How They Roll … !!!!!!!
Who KEEP Throwing It Back …
When They KNOW IT'S … !!!
…. " THEIR CAP " ….
That Done Explain THE FACTS... !!!
About THOSE Wearing... " Caps " …
Where IGNORANCE Makes STANDS … !!!!!
Secrets … Weakness …
BLATANT... HATRED …
RABID … Vapid …
Heads YES … VACANT … !!!
But For … The Cap …
That SHOWS Their Hand … !!!!!
ENEMIES … " Friendly " … ?!?
Thought Waves DEADLY … !!!
In Fact They Readily …
Move … UnsteadilY... !!!!!
From Girls To Guys …
They Wear THOSE Smiles … !!!
That Give You Signs … !!!
About Their GREEN Miles … !!!
Some CUT Themselves … !!!!!
For Their PAIN To Quell … ?!?
These Types AREN'T WELL … !!!!!!!
And Have Heads That SWELL … !!!!!!!!
So Their Cap's BIG … !!!
And Encompasses Things …
That HURT Their Heads … !!!!!
LIKE … Basic Sense... !!!
Others Wear Caps ….
That Leave Them TRAPPED … !!!
Kinda Like... " Homeland " …
"Which man am I ?
Wasn't I a good guy ?
I seem to have lied,
to myself for some time !
I feel as if I, am losing,
My Mind !"
NO CAP For Them … !!!
I Think... Jackets INSTEAD … !!!!!
Before Their PROBLEMS …
Cause Somebodies' DEATH … !!!!!
I Now Wear A CROWN … !!!!!!
So Throw Caps Around … !!!!!
To See Who Is DOWN …
And Who Starts To Frown …
When My Words Start To DROWN …
The Sounds of These CLOWNS … !!!
Who YES … Wear Hats …
On … CIRCUS Grounds …
Or Basically... CAPS … !!!
Stay With Me Now … !!!!
And DON'T Drift AWAY...............................
The Point That I Make …
Is Bob's Words Work TODAY … !!!
... New Age FAKES …. !!!
ALWAYS Trying to Play …
That They're … HUMANE... !!!
When They Move Like SNAKES … !!!
Spitting VENOM …. !!!
... ******* Blood ….. !!!!!!
Did I Mention … ?
... They're NO FUN … !!!!!
SLIMEY Movers … !!!!!
Caps For SHOOTERS …
Macks And GATS …
That Should Be CAPPED … !!!
But The Caps Most Wear …
Are … LESS Prepared …
For Words I Share …
That QUICKLY SNARE … !!!
Their … "Hidden Agendas" … ?!?
... Chicas And Fellas …
End Up Like MARCELLUS … !!!
LOCKED In DARKENED Cellars … !!!
CELLARS … of The MIND...
Where ALL They Remember...
Are Lines I've Designed … !!!
That … OPEN Their Eyes …
To What They DENY … !!!
Their FALLACY Worlds …
ESPECIALLY GIRLS … !!!
Who Now Seem To Prefer …
To Take Turns To Get...
...... BURNED ….. ?!!!?
When MEN DON'T Wear CAPS … !!!
Or What Some Call … " HATS " …
And Then Leave Them SPURNED …
When CLEARLY They YEARN …
For Them To … RETURN … !!!!!
I've Said It BEFORE … !!!
So I'll Say It AGAIN ….. !!!
Some Women Are ****** …
For … RABID Type Men … !!!
But Wear DIFFERENT Caps … ?
When Meeting REAL MAN … !?!
They Put Up … " An Act " …
And QUICKLY... RETRACT … !!!
I Used To Wonder WHY … ?
But Now I Recognise …
That Many Are NEEDY …
And DON'T Have STRONG MINDS … !!!
Especially THOSE … !!!
Who Have STRONG BEHINDS … !!!
That's Why They Like Guys …
Who DON'T Treat Them Nice … !?!
Because It Feels RIGHT … ?
To See That BLACK EYES...
And Their CHEATING Styles …
Comply With Their Vibe …
of Living … IN DENIAL … ?!?
… A CAP I DON'T WEAR … !!!
Cos' I'm NO LONGER SCARED … !!!
To Deal With … The TRUTH … !!!
DON'T Lie Down With Dogs …
Then They Cannot BITE YOU … !!!!!
YES ….. !!!
"Who Jah Bless, no man curse !
So, why are my brothers
wearing caps that, hurt !?!"
Cos' Their Heads Are TOO BIG … !!!
For Their Caps To Now FIT … !!!!!
No Wonder They're TRIGGERED … !!!
To Act Like … Go Figure … ?!?
Such Words I Now CAP …. !!!!!
Like … Financial Plans … !!!!!!
If It FITS You Should Wear It … !!!
Like … "Closet Racists" … !!!!!
Who THINK That They're Slick …
UNTIL Lyrics HIT …
The Spot That Gets HOT … !!!
Right UNDER Their Skin … !!!
And Under Their Collars … !!!
Til' They Start To HOLLA' … !!!!!
For MERCY That's WORTHY …
of These ***** GIRLIES … !!!!!
When Men REMOVE Thongs...
And HIT Their... G Spots … !!!
So Their Caps Get A LICK ...
of Their WET Juicy Lips … !!!!!
But DON'T Get CAUGHT In … !!!
The Web That They SPIN … !!!!!
Now Of Course Some ARE COOL … !!!!!
But … DON'T Be A FOOL … !!!
Spiders Spin Webs …
Where Insects Get TRAPPED … !!!
Just Like This POEM …
That Maps PAST These Traps.....
For Those Who FACE FACTS …
And Wear RIGHTEOUS Hats … !!!!!
Unlike THOSE Who Have HOLES …
That EXPOSE How They Roll … !!!!!!!
Who KEEP Throwing It Back …
When They KNOW IT'S … !!!
…. " THEIR CAP " ….
Inspired by, Who The Cap Fits, by Bob Marley .....
Lawrence Hall
Feb 2019
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It’s not at all reactionary, tho’ it might be drivel.
Lawrence Hall’s vanity publications are available on amazon.com as Kindle and on bits of dead tree: The Road to Magdalena, Paleo-Hippies at Work and Play, Lady with a Dead Turtle, Don’t Forget Your Shoes and Grapes, Coffee and a Dead Alligator to Go, and Dispatches from the Colonial Office.