I feel bad for women who date online.
There are good men in this world, I swear.
Not every man who walks the earth wastes his breath and your time,
with cro-magnon scribbles from a mind so bare,
that it comes as a surprise they managed even to write one line,
much less something so cerebral as this:
                              "Yo, prety gurl. Liek yur pic,
                                I so >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
                               Wanna see mah ****?"

So deep, right? What Socratic genius might have penned such lines?
Surely not even Shakespeare or Keats could craft words so divine!
I am so sorry, women who date online.
Truly, I'm sorry, on behalf of mankind

You looked so pretty
In your workout clothes
Such a beautiful smile

Are you Korean or Chinese?
I wasn't sure
All I know is you are beautiful

You said, "Shut up!"
And, "Whatever"
Was that your boyfriend?
Or your friend?

You are very pretty
With your black hair
I wanted to talk to you
But I'm shy

I stay in good shape
I can do many pull-ups
I know you won't notice me
But that's okay
I'm content to see your beauty from afar

I hope you have a wonderful life