I feel bad for women who date online. There are good men in this world, I swear. Not every man who walks the earth wastes his breath and your time, with cro-magnon scribbles from a mind so bare, that it comes as a surprise they managed even to write one line, much less something so cerebral as this: "Yo, prety gurl. Liek yur pic, I so >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wanna see mah ****?"
So deep, right? What Socratic genius might have penned such lines? Surely not even Shakespeare or Keats could craft words so divine! I am so sorry, women who date online. Truly, I'm sorry, on behalf of mankind