Let's steal cheap knock offs from Wal-Mart And return them to customer service for gift cards So we can buy the real things
Let's drive unregistered vehicles, WITHOUT insurance And lie when we get pulled over by the state troopers So all we gotta do is pay a little fine
Let's get paid to buy alcohol for minors (like 17+, cuz you know that's not so bad) And party with them until just before the cops show up So they're all too drunk to give the cops our names
Let's sell some of our food stamps for cash And use it to buy tobacco and tubes and make our own, non taxable cigarettes So we can sell them to the neighborhood for cheaper than the stores
Let's be a modern day Bonnie and Clyde. Let's only steal from wealthy cooperations and the government. Let's be bad, but not so bad that if we get caught we'll go to jail, cause you know, I wouldn't want that.